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    Joke, Dirty:: banana cream pie

    banananna cream pie:::


    whilst having sex, pull out and blow in ur hand. then slap her in the face.


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    Re: Joke, Dirty:: banana cream pie

    huh?

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    Re: Joke, Dirty:: banana cream pie

    hahahahha

    Okay....Blowkick: make her give you a blowjob on the knees, when ur about to come thrust your knee in her stomach. She'll keel over and take it in completely when you blow.

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    Re: Joke, Dirty:: banana cream pie

    Any takers to explain

    Cleveland Smokestack
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    Doggypunch

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    Re: Joke, Dirty:: banana cream pie

    i thought you said "joke"



    the best two imo are the rodeo fuck, in which you are on top, tell her her sister is better halfway through and see how long you can stay on top

    and the houdini, in which you are doing doggystyle and you pull out as you are about to blow and hock a loogie on her back. as she turns around pissed that you came on her back, you blow it in her face.

    of course i have never done either of these, i am a gentleman.

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    Re: Joke, Dirty:: banana cream pie

    that rodeo fuck one is funny.
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    Re: Joke, Dirty:: banana cream pie

    Quote Originally Posted by Yao
    Yes, that's what the name of my website means ahaah....it's also a reference to my martial arts background. To my clients I prefer to tell only part 2...
    you got blowkicked by mr. miyagi didnt you?

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    Re: Joke, Dirty:: banana cream pie

    Angry Pirate - Blow it in her eye and then kick her in the shin! She will hop around on one foot with one hand over her eye yelling ARRRRRRR

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    Re: Joke, Dirty:: banana cream pie

    Quote Originally Posted by Yao
    Any takers to explain

    Cleveland Smokestack
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    Doggypunch

    the cleveland steamer is when shit on a girls chest while shes giving you a blow job and a donkey punch is when your fucking a girl doggystyle and right before you cum you punch her in her lowerback and her coder pinches tighter, a friend of a friend actually did that to his girlfriend and was still going out with her when i heard about it

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    Re: Joke, Dirty:: banana cream pie

    *backs slowly out of thread*

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    Re: Joke, Dirty:: banana cream pie

    ^careful. I hear Jibgolly's been looking to give someone a chili dog

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    Re: Joke, Dirty:: banana cream pie

    that hilarious pickle. i ate chili dogs for dinner last night.

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    Re: Joke, Dirty:: banana cream pie

    Quote Originally Posted by peloquin
    and the houdini, in which you are doing doggystyle and you pull out as you are about to blow and hock a loogie on her back. as she turns around pissed that you came on her back, you blow it in her face.
    .
    i've heard of this one, but it was called the spiderman. when you cum in her face you yell " GO WEB GO "
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