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whilst having sex, pull out and blow in ur hand. then slap her in the face.
Okay....Blowkick: make her give you a blowjob on the knees, when ur about to come thrust your knee in her stomach. She'll keel over and take it in completely when you blow.
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i thought you said "joke"
the best two imo are the rodeo fuck, in which you are on top, tell her her sister is better halfway through and see how long you can stay on top
and the houdini, in which you are doing doggystyle and you pull out as you are about to blow and hock a loogie on her back. as she turns around pissed that you came on her back, you blow it in her face.
of course i have never done either of these, i am a gentleman.
you got blowkicked by mr. miyagi didnt you?Originally Posted by Yao
Angry Pirate - Blow it in her eye and then kick her in the shin! She will hop around on one foot with one hand over her eye yelling ARRRRRRR
the cleveland steamer is when shit on a girls chest while shes giving you a blow job and a donkey punch is when your fucking a girl doggystyle and right before you cum you punch her in her lowerback and her coder pinches tighter, a friend of a friend actually did that to his girlfriend and was still going out with her when i heard about itOriginally Posted by Yao
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that hilarious pickle. i ate chili dogs for dinner last night.
i've heard of this one, but it was called the spiderman. when you cum in her face you yell " GO WEB GO "Originally Posted by peloquin
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