Poetry - Help wanted

[chemicalbeavis]

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whats the name of that old lady who gives love advice? the doctor, comon you know who.

You mean an agony aunt?

[shosh]

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whats the name of that old lady who gives love advice? the doctor, comon you know who.

Sue Johanson ... watch some videos here

[DancingQueen]

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Kinky, look up sonets by Shakesphere or poems by E.E Cummings, Elizabeth Browning, Edgar Allen Poe, and George Elliot

[chemicalbeavis]

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Sue Johanson ... watch some videos here

I'm not sure if Kinky is quite ready for that yet

[Huggie Smiles]

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Dr Ruth

[KinKyJ]

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I should've known in advance this thread was gonna go to shit

Welcome to the suck...

Kinky, look up sonets by Shakesphere or poems by E.E Cummings, Elizabeth Browning, Edgar Allen Poe, and George Elliot

See, that's why I forgive you that AVB mishap

Thanks Karen, but I've already found one by Lord Byron

[Huggie Smiles]

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a pair of those:


PLUS



equals

who gives a fuck about poetry!!

[KinKyJ]

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a pair of those:


PLUS

as of Friday next week...

ALL

WEEK

LONG

[threehills]

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Our eyes are transfixed on her breast:
Those mammary glands on her chest.
They even could be
A full double D.
We can say in all truth we're impressed.

[KinKyJ]

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^^^ LMFAO!!! you're killing me man

[toasty]

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https://www.asininepoetry.com

An example:

CHEESECUTTERS LIKE THESE

by Houghton Piker

WE'D been in love for a whole week
and in that time I'd yet to squeak
even once, for when I felt some gas
I goodly contrived to quell my ass
from emitting even the slightest leak

But how much longer could I retract
my normal stinky crack attack?!
Alas, I decided on this plan
that I think makes me a better man
for I would not be holding back

At the next rosy-fingered morn
as you sleep like a newborn,
mumbling, drooling, a-sawing on a log,
I'll gingerly release some intestinal fog.
Ah, this is so much better than porn.

I'll quickly hop out of the sheets
ziplocking my product between the pleats
Then I'll announce I'm turning on the light
to your sleepyheaded, groggy fright.
And underneath the sheets
your head retreats!

Since the linen will act much like a cage
thus you'll inhale my full plumage.
And this is what, my sweet ever-lovin',
is what they call the Effect Dutch Oven.
In Paris once it was all the rage.

With my balloon knot thus untied,
I'll have nothing left to hide.
At that point I hope you'll try
to let your own dear O-ring fly.
Just relax and spread your buttocks wide.

For scholars say when it comes to the heart
''There is no love without the fart
shared between two lovers who
can toot with each other till they both turn blue.
Cheesecutters like these shall never part.''

[chemicalbeavis]

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Gotta say, those are fantastic tits

[KinKyJ]

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Gotta say, those are fantastic tits

hehehehe... yup, they defy a number of laws of physics. the weird thing is that I didn't even notice them when I saw her for the first time (she was wearing the same top).

@ toasty: lol, I'm sure she'd dig that one as well

[speciale]

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[KinKyJ]

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^^^ commenting that she has fantastic tits is one thing Eddie, but that post was overkill... Don't you have a woman of your own to wank on?