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    I got served.....bad

    Apparently the other night I lost a dance-off in front of about 60 people. I say apparently because I was blacked out drunk and had to be told this the next mornign by my friends who said it was nothing short of hysterical. I can't dance for shit, total white boy. I had no business being in a dance-off. I guess there was this kid dancing in front of the jukebox like a total rave-rat (pretending he had glowsticks and all) so i started mocking him behind his back. This is when my friend steve says "dude you should totally challenge him." so i jumped in front of his face and started dancing pants. this when the entire bar turns around and forms a circle around us. then i guess i stood there with giving him the "what's up now" hand motion. he then proceeds to annihilate my previous moves, serving me worse than i've ever been served before. i froze like eminem in 8 mile. the whole bar hissed in disappointment. i really need to learn some moves bad.

    "before people start shitting on this story, there was nothing remotely serious about this dance confrontation. i wasn't out looking to dance at all (i was blacked out drunk"
    Fly? Yes. Land? No!

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    Re: I got served.....bad

    What were you drinking?

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    awesome! video?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorn View Post
    What were you drinking?
    Double vodka tonics (about 10 of them) and random shots
    Fly? Yes. Land? No!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiddles View Post
    awesome! video?
    nope, i fucking wish though
    Fly? Yes. Land? No!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duff McKagin View Post
    Double vodka tonics (about 10 of them) and random shots
    Dude...are you sure you're alive?

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    Re: I got served.....bad

    Quote Originally Posted by Lorn View Post
    Dude...are you sure you're alive?
    alive? i drove! no i'm kidding man. i'm irish and can really hold my liquor, which really isn't something to brag about. but i can hang with the best of them. this time the booze got the better of me and i was left on the dancefloor.
    Fly? Yes. Land? No!

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    DUDERZ get a life!!! lilsensa's Avatar
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    Re: I got served.....bad

    hell yeah, thats what i call good times
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    Re: I got served.....bad

    Nothing beats a good, "you got served"

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    Hey girl, ya Hungry? clintlove's Avatar
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    Re: I got served.....bad

    Next time you get yourself in a dance-off like that, do the sprinkler, the weedeater, the shopping cart, then the traffic cop. You'll win every time!

    Music is the answer, to your problems. Keep on movin', till you solve them.


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    blame it on the booze

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    lol... seriously, that's some funny shit.
    "only dead fish swim with the stream..." Malcolm Muggeridge






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    you should watch starsky and hutch.
    im sure you could learn some moves from that movie.
    http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/sta...tch/large.html

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    ^ lol thats what i was thinking too. and that movie American wedding where Stifler had a dance-off in a gay club..

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    DUDERZ get a life!!! AntonyM's Avatar
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    Very Nice
    Should have busted out a crab walk
    that would have left him floored

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