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  • sakio pod
    SALAD TOSSER
    • Jun 2004
    • 6033
    #1

    Jibs quotes

    was checking out some of the messages we used to tag back and forth.

    some of this shit steve would come up with LMAO classic SJ material

    "the balls resting on your chin are worth enough money to buy half a happy meal once every three weeks. i will gladly invest if you can guarantee a three-million percent return on my up front monetary deposit. thats meaning yousuckalottaballz!"


    whos got some????

    share plz
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    • MJ
      Here since 2002
      • Jun 2004
      • 6560
      #2
      Re: Jibs quotes

      "Mike you limey bastard"

      Every time I spoke to him this was his opening line.
      mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



      Silentium est aureum

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        • Steve Graham
          DJ Jelly
          • Jun 2004
          • 12887
          #3
          Re: Jibs quotes

          "touch me where I'm brown"

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            • Mad'Em Fixer
              Addiction started
              • Aug 2008
              • 250
              #4
              Re: Jibs quotes

              "yafuckingcuntcha!"

              and

              "I only get scared when i cant find a matching pair of socks. i mean really, who wants mis-matched feet?"
              Last edited by Mad'Em Fixer; March 13, 2009, 07:47:52 AM.
              UFUCKINGCUNTCHA!!!!R.I.P. Jib!

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                • sakio pod
                  SALAD TOSSER
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 6033
                  #5
                  Re: Jibs quotes

                  Originally posted by steve graham
                  "touch me where i'm brown"
                  yes!!!!

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                    • hambino21
                      PFC Semen Ham
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 863
                      #6
                      Re: Jibs quotes

                      I remember back in the day when the music was relatively new to our crew of people, and everyone was trying to figure out what each style was and all. We had a party we were all hanging out at and one of our mutual friends spun some horrible track that we couldn't quite figure out. My bro started calling it druma dn bass/jungle and the dude who spun it said it was house, and tensions started. Steve managed to extinguish the situation by calling it "Trifugle House". everyone just died laughing. Ill always remember that.

                      Oh and 2nd day no sleep at WMC 2005 or 6 I can't remember. We were sitting on the pool deck of the Eden Rock resort totally destroyed and he said " Id fuck a a dead cat right now" Once again I almost died laughing my ass off.

                      Theres a hell of a lot more, Ill post them when they come to me.
                      " Focus on the subtleties and the world becomes grander"

                      - Me-

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                        • TomTom
                          Paging Doctor Weeds...we have a shortage on 1st St.
                          • May 2002
                          • 16206
                          #7
                          Re: Jibs quotes

                          I am proud to say I was always his German Swine.

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                            • Adzey
                              Are you Kidding me??
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 3517
                              #8
                              Re: Jibs quotes

                              ^ that


                              "Working like a wizard he doesn't jump around much or react much to what he is playing but the place is going nuts"

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                                • Mad'Em Fixer
                                  Addiction started
                                  • Aug 2008
                                  • 250
                                  #9
                                  Re: Jibs quotes

                                  This was Jib's description of Foreplay:

                                  lips
                                  cheeks
                                  ears
                                  neck
                                  shoulders
                                  mid chest
                                  tummy
                                  breasts
                                  tummy again
                                  pelvis
                                  breasts
                                  upper thigh
                                  middle thigh
                                  calves
                                  toes
                                  calves again
                                  inner thigh
                                  breasts
                                  flower
                                  flower
                                  flower
                                  flower
                                  flower/breasts
                                  breasts/flower
                                  repeat

                                  turkey club sandwich
                                  UFUCKINGCUNTCHA!!!!R.I.P. Jib!

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                                    • lilsensa
                                      DUDERZ get a life!!!
                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 6675
                                      #10
                                      Re: Jibs quotes

                                      ^^lol
                                      RIP ~ Steve James







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                                        • MJ
                                          Here since 2002
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 6560
                                          #11
                                          Re: Jibs quotes

                                          Originally posted by Mad'Em Fixer
                                          This was Jib's description of Foreplay:

                                          lips
                                          cheeks
                                          ears
                                          neck
                                          shoulders
                                          mid chest
                                          tummy
                                          breasts
                                          tummy again
                                          pelvis
                                          breasts
                                          upper thigh
                                          middle thigh
                                          calves
                                          toes
                                          calves again
                                          inner thigh
                                          breasts
                                          flower
                                          flower
                                          flower
                                          flower
                                          flower/breasts
                                          breasts/flower
                                          repeat

                                          turkey club sandwich


                                          I just read this out to my Mrs.

                                          mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



                                          Silentium est aureum

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                                            • sakio pod
                                              SALAD TOSSER
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 6033
                                              #12
                                              Re: Jibs quotes

                                              what'd she think???

                                              is she down

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                                                • MJ
                                                  Here since 2002
                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 6560
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Jibs quotes

                                                  Yes, she says can relate.
                                                  mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



                                                  Silentium est aureum

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                                                    • Mad'Em Fixer
                                                      Addiction started
                                                      • Aug 2008
                                                      • 250
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Jibs quotes

                                                      I love that. I actually have it posted right above my desk and smile every time I read it!
                                                      UFUCKINGCUNTCHA!!!!R.I.P. Jib!

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                                                        • Steve Graham
                                                          DJ Jelly
                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                          • 12887
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Jibs quotes

                                                          I have it posted near my bed for instructional use

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