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  • Johnnyboy
    Addiction started
    • Jun 2004
    • 349
    #1

    Random TXT

    My cell goes off. New TXT. Some girl in bra and a thong.

    My TXT back. "WOW... you look great"

    Her TXT back. "Who is this?"

    My TXT back. "The guy you just sent that pix"

    Her TXT back. "SHIT... Please delete!"

    Hahahaha

    Ever happen to anyone before? I deleted it... My girl would crush me if she saw it on my phone. Good way to start a Thurday
    Remember: You are never more than six days away from FRIDAY!!!
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    • Garrick
      DUDERZ get a life!!!
      • Jun 2004
      • 6764
      #2
      Re: Random TXT

      haha... nice. i don't understand why someone would type in a number and send a text. especially of her in her undies. common sense tells me that most people would already have a number saved in their phone...

      good start to a thursday indeed.
      Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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        • Dhar_2
          meat and potatoes
          • Jun 2004
          • 18906
          #3
          Re: Random TXT

          Originally posted by Johnnyboy
          My girl would crush me



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            • coleby761
              Are you Kidding me??
              • May 2008
              • 4857
              #4
              Re: Random TXT

              Originally posted by Johnnyboy
              My cell goes off. New TXT. Some girl in bra and a thong.

              My TXT back. "WOW... you look great"

              Her TXT back. "Who is this?"

              My TXT back. "The guy you just sent that pix"

              Her TXT back. "SHIT... Please delete!"

              Hahahaha

              Ever happen to anyone before? I deleted it... My girl would crush me if she saw it on my phone. Good way to start a Thurday
              Was she hot? Or more importantly.. hotter than your gf?

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                • Miguel
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 3182
                  #5
                  Re: Random TXT

                  ^^^ if it was worth the reply , my guess is yezz

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                    • Miguel
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 3182
                      #6
                      Re: Random TXT

                      put the pic

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                        • Dhar_2
                          meat and potatoes
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 18906
                          #7
                          Re: Random TXT

                          he deleted it!

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                            • AntonyM
                              DUDERZ get a life!!!
                              • Oct 2004
                              • 6415
                              #8
                              Re: Random TXT

                              ^ exactly PM Dhar her number and let him take it from there.
                              Originally posted by Shpira
                              So came back last night...
                              Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                              All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                              Originally posted by Illuminate
                              Let me get this straight.

                              So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                              1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                              2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                              3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                              4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                              Am I close here?

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                                • Miguel
                                  Are you Kidding me??
                                  • Oct 2005
                                  • 3182
                                  #9
                                  Re: Random TXT

                                  NEVER delete a naked foto of a random hot stranger

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                                    • feather
                                      Shanghai ooompa loompa
                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 20894
                                      #10
                                      Re: Random TXT



                                      You know better than to start something like this on the internet without pics. Please rectify.

                                      i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                                      Originally posted by Hoff
                                      a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                                      Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                                      Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                                      I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                                        • poults
                                          Platinum Poster
                                          • Nov 2006
                                          • 1987
                                          #11
                                          Re: Random TXT

                                          ^^ This. Pics or stfu.
                                          Originally posted by Hoff

                                          ejejejejejejejejeje!!!!! you always delivering some good dogs shits !!! thankyou

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                                            • Dhar_2
                                              meat and potatoes
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 18906
                                              #12
                                              Re: Random TXT

                                              ^ well said!

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