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  • rainman
    Platinum Poster
    • Dec 2005
    • 1869

    #16
    Re: Random dilhema

    now see the dilemma facing each of us here is that we are giving this irrational situation quite rational thought when in reality no one knows how they would react until placed in that situation. everyone will react differently to various stimuli all pending on their path in life. those who have dealt with such a situation before (if they actually exist.....poor bastards) would obviously know the right move to make as they would then be deemed expererienced; however, intelligence and street smarts plays a vital role in this as well. one that has the ability to think on his feet (albeit covered in feces) would be able to act in response with not so much the greatest of outcomes as they shall eventually conclude with either said bucket o' sick or human excrement adorning their face. how we all react to various issues in life depends on our conditioning. (i.e. someone who has experienced a great deal of physical pain in their life's reaction will differ than that of someone who has experienced none) Therefore, to contemplate the notion of taking aforementioned vomit or fecal facial would so lie in the choice of unfortunate soul who would placed in said "vat of shit" whilst bucket of sick is tossed in their general direction.

    the real winners here would be those who have chosen the path in life that did not result in their placement of self in previously stated vat of shit.

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    • Dhar_2
      meat and potatoes
      • Jun 2004
      • 18906

      #17
      Re: Random dilhema

      no way!

      sick over the head beats shit up the nose!!!

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      • nick007
        DUDERZ get a life!!!
        • Oct 2007
        • 6095

        #18
        Re: Random dilhema

        ^^ all bored last night i see

        The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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        • Dhar_2
          meat and potatoes
          • Jun 2004
          • 18906

          #19
          Re: Random dilhema

          why so serious?

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          • nick007
            DUDERZ get a life!!!
            • Oct 2007
            • 6095

            #20
            Re: Random dilhema

            Ok my 2 cents - Charlize Theron's sick does not stink - so hit me baby

            The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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            • Shpira
              Angry Boy Child
              • Oct 2006
              • 4969

              #21
              Re: Random dilhema

              Depends whether the shit was nutty or not and what color the puke was...maybe they would go together nicely...you never know.
              I think I probably wouldn't duck...better to be covered in puke than shit...as you have plausible deniability "I don't know what the fucker was eating"
              The Idiots ARE Winning.


              "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
              Mark Twain

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              • Dhar_2
                meat and potatoes
                • Jun 2004
                • 18906

                #22
                Re: Random dilhema

                why would u been neck deep in shit anyway????

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                • floridaorange
                  I'm merely a humble butler
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 29106

                  #23
                  Re: Random dilhema


                  It was fun while it lasted...

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                  • nick007
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Oct 2007
                    • 6095

                    #24
                    Re: Random dilhema

                    Can't remember ever being in this chat

                    The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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                    • nelinho
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 4530

                      #25
                      Re: Random dilhema

                      is this the glory days you lot are always on about??

                      hehe

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                      • nelinho
                        Are you Kidding me??
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 4530

                        #26
                        Re: Random dilhema

                        What's worse? banging a guy while thinking about a girl or banging a girl while thinking about a guy?

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                        • unkle
                          Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 10173

                          #27
                          Re: Random dilhema

                          Why a guy ?? do you have any secret ??

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                          • floridaorange
                            I'm merely a humble butler
                            • Dec 2005
                            • 29106

                            #28
                            Re: Random dilhema

                            Originally posted by nelinho
                            What's worse? banging a guy while thinking about a girl or banging a girl while thinking about a guy?
                            That's much more than a dilhema. That's a catastrophe.

                            It was fun while it lasted...

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                            • nelinho
                              Are you Kidding me??
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 4530

                              #29
                              Re: Random dilhema

                              Originally posted by floridaorange
                              That's much more than a dilhema. That's a catastrophe.
                              its a conundrum...paradox even

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                              • MJ
                                Here since 2002
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 6560

                                #30
                                Re: Random dilhema

                                You go camping in a tent with a friend, you both take a lot of alcohol. You run out of drink so walk down to the local pub. You drink more, then you drink more. You pass out in the tent.

                                In the morning you wake up and your sleep bag is undone, your underwear is is down by your ankles, there is a tub of open ky jelly besides you and your arse is very sore.

                                Even though you don't know for sure it's quite obvious what has happened to you.

                                Honestly, if no one could find out, would you tell anyone?
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