The 23 Questions I Ask Everybody I Meet In Order To Decide If I Can Really Love Them

[SyntaxTerror]

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He was googling horses and came up with this

[day_for_night]

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holy random bump pickle...

[res0nat0r]

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if somebody asked me all those questions the first time i met them i would punch them in the face and never speak to them again.

[AntonyM]

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wow
some people have too much time on their hands
get a job.

[picklemonkey]

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think of how many happy families there could be right now because of my swift leg

[picklemonkey]

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lol and apparently I'm the only person in the world that would kick a horse to death to save all those lives

[picklemonkey]

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11. Finish the movie. Otherwise I can leave a theatre every damn time I feel something.

finally someone who agrees with me

[thesightless]

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4. No, because they play the Chiefs twice

hahahahahahahaha

[thesightless]

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1. yes, far mroe impressive
2. hell no
3. turtle- helping life beats watching death
4. no, way too risky and not fair
5. why not? layne staley was brilliant
6. NOPE
7. the president. it has more global implications.
8. NO
9. decrease- i hate fads
10. no clue, cant answer havent read or heard either
11. exit right away and call
12. 10 bucks to get rid of the scar from my reconstructive elbow surgery.
13. i would talk about how i hurt those i did, and how i cared for those with a good memory. doesnt hurt to learn about yourself in thier eyes.
14. humorous, garfeild tends ot poke fun at people, not cats. it would be how like the world views france and australia.
15. telling those i love that i love them in case i couldnt afterwards.
16. no, let it happen.
17. trust those with the past, those who hide thier past are usually trying to become better people.
18. moon
19. i was running and tripped
20. the documentary, again, better to learn about yourself from others
21. earlier by one year or so
22. the lie, and who said and why
23. i guess i would feel normal if it were my real life.

[toasty]

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Very thought provoking.

1. When you consider that this dude would basically be doing that which Einstein would say he could not do, I'd have to say yes. I'm a big Einstein fan, tho -- nothing personal, Al.
2. No way. I live in St. Louis, FFS -- that's like kicking a family member to death.
3. Hitler. People that know me would know that it isn't there because I think fondly of the guy.
4. No, because they play the Chiefs twice.
5. To save my soulmate, I'd take it in a heartbeat.
6. Nope.
7. Nessie.
8. Nah, we all have our quirks.
9. I'm pretty happy with my situation and I don't do a lot of novel reading anyway, so it wouldn't increase my likelihood of reading the book
10. beats me
11. If I was that certain, I'd probably be unable to enjoy the rest of the show anyway, so I'd bail out.
12. I don't carry a lot of cash on me, but I normally have some and who wouldn't like to be a little more desirable. I'd probably give him whatever I had on me, but wouldn't go out of my way. Right now, I have $64 in my wallet, so let's go with that.
13. Some of these people I still see pretty routinely and am friendly with, so it probably wouldn't be anything special. Tort reform?
14. Insulting. Cats are all about ego.
15. Same as if I were about to die -- with family and friends.
16. What the hell? Gotta jump in sometime, evidently...
17. The acquaintance. Every person walks through the door and he's got a negative comment? Seems fishy to me.
18. Tough call, but I'll go with the moon -- that's a rare opportunity, and I can go back to Europe pretty much any time I want.
19. Sorry buddy, was drunk, thought you were something else...
20. The big budget one. I already know what my life is like in real life, would be nice to see what it would be like sexed up a bit
21. Earlier. No time like the present, eh?
22. The second
23. Not really feeling this one. To the extent that I wouldn't have my actual dad in my life, I'd be bummed -- but I'm sure the real unfamous John Ritter was a perfectly nice guy.

[Yao]

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1. Not necessarily, but I?d be impressed. Einstein was one of the smartest persons of our time, who put a whole lot more energy and thought in what he did. Which was probably also of more significance than mankind. Nevertheless, a discovery that magic exists would turn my world upside down and probably have more impact than knowing about black holes and the speed of light and wormholes?
   
2. No. He'd probably survive until the 21st minute anyway.
   
3. The skull, i'd put candles in it and use it as an ashtray. Perfect shiz for decoration.
   
4. Nope. There's enough monkeys on those fields as it is, leave the real ones to cleave coconuts in the jungle please.
   
5. I'd give her a painkiller every 3 years. I still have DJ-ing aspirations, you know...
   
6. No. I wouldn't tape it anyway, what's inside my head stays inside my head. Nobody needs to know I actually fancy hot 95-year old grannies covered in peanut butter.
   
7. Nessie. We already know sasquatch from Harry and the Hendersons, and we can always get another president.
   
8. "You meet the perfect person. Romantically, this person is ideal; You find them physically attractive, intellectually stimulating, consistently funny, and deeply compassionate." - This person is obsessed and therefore not perfect to begin with: obsessed people are not intellectually stimulating, not funny and not romantic. I'll shag her one night and then kick her our of my bed.
   
9. Nope
   
10. Cheesy opening line for a novel, and I have idea what the other sounds like. Should I thank god for that?
    
11. Finish the movie. Otherwise I can leave a theatre every damn time I feel something.
    
12. If one dollar already works, I'll pay ten. I don't need it anyway, but a little extra can't hurt
    
13. Politics in Africa.
    
14. Depends on their sense of humour.
    
15. Preparing to die, because I'm not alive if I'm not myself anymore. Party hard, fuck hard, drink hard and skip the surgery because of a mad fucking hangover, then have fun until my head splits.
    
16. Nope. What is going to come, will come by itself. I'll watch a porn instead.
    
17. The man without a past. Someone with a past has at least something to tell you about himself.
    
18. Europe on 2000 dollaz, you cannot drink beer and fuck women on the moon. Boring.
    
19. Sorry, I was being chased by a tiger but tripped over you.
    
20. The one with the interviews.
    
21. Earlier by a year or 10, possibly more.
    
22. The stealing one. I hate being falsely accused, and I know what I'm talking about in this case...
    
23. I guess John Ritter would be my dad. And very poor. Shit.

[skahound]

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I've wanted to read 'Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs' for a while now. Now that I know his level of thinking I think I'll go pick it up. Great post pickle.

[day_for_night]

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1. no, albert still wins in this competition
2. no, i couldn't kick an animal to death
3. I'd take the turtle, cause well...fuck adolf
4. no, thats pretty rediculous
5. ya, i'd do it
6. hell no, i know enough about my dreams to know no one (let alone my family) needs to see them
7. president having cancer is more important
8. having never seen the dark crystal, i wouldnt care
9. no it wouldn't increase my likelihood
10. no comment
11. exit the theatre, can re watch the movie anytime
12. everything i had on me at the time...who doesn't want to be better looking than they are, and how narcissistic are these people?
13. irony
14. no, i think they would find it funny...its just a cartoon after all
15. taking pictures of everything i want to remember
16. no, cause its the argos and roughriders. if it were the eskimos...different story
17. the man with no past
18. 10 minutes on the moon...can do europe anytime i want
19. that i have tourettes syndrome, and thats how it manifests itself
20. the big-budget version, cause its sounds more entertaining
21. a year later
22. the second rumor, since people believe that i steal
23. i'd be pretty happy...ritter was hilarious

[sammwalk]

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stolen from a friend's blog... I think it's interesting. post your answers before reading anybody else's answers! don't really explain yourself, let others interpret your answers

1. impressive yes; important, no.
2. probably not.
3. hitler's skull, as long as the turtle will be ok otherwise
4. no
5. no, nor would i consent to our collarbones being broken. if this means the end of the relationship, so be it. iow, there's no such thing as soul mates.
6. sure. i would show only the G-rated dreams.
7. loch ness, then sasquatch, then president
8. probably not...but then again, after 7 years, it would get old. tough to say.
9. this question is riddled with problems. on the surface, i like the way i am, and wouldn't want to change that, so i would be less likely to read it.
10. who the fuck knows
11. well, if it was that certain, then i would leave.
12. i don't know. $100? that seems like a safe bet. what's $100 in the long run. of course, if everybody can use the wizard, then we're all fucked
13. i'd probably tell jokes...and it wouldn't be a very big crowd
14. knowing cats, they'd probably hate it.
15. would i know that i'm less intelligent after the fact? if not, i probably wouldn't do anything special. i might set up someone to kill me in my sleep at some unknown time. or maybe i'd do some really fun life-threatening things in the hopes that one of them would kill me.
16. yes.
17. intuitively, the man with no past.
18. Europe. who gives a fuck about the moon?
19. I'd wind up on the floor and act like I tripped over him chasing something, like a really important phone call. or maybe trying to make fun of him, i was doing some silly dance moves near him and slipped.
20. The first one.
21. as soon as i was able.
22. the second.
23. i'm not quite sure what this question is after. how would i feel in a "truman show" scenario? betrayed, humiliated, angry, disappointed. how would i feel about Ritter? i would probably have very confused feelings and would want to find my real father.

[SyntaxTerror]

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I like how all the people act all high and mighty for number 12 and say "oh no i wouldn't give any money, i'm happy with the way you are"

Bugger that, I'll be giving him everything in my wallet. It wouldn't be an exterme amount, something like $100 - $150. But enough to make me get marginally more punani.

Would I ever get plastic surgery? Not in a million years. But this is a wizard. You can't turn down a wizard in case you offend him. You don't know what they're capable of conjuring up.