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  • day_for_night
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    i don't get it...the bitch nearly hits you in the parking lot, has the balls to honk at YOU, that woulda been the least i'd have said. you were being nice...

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  • BeachBum
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    Mmmmmmmmm Cow!!!!

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  • Lorn
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    ^^hehe..just what sightless needs to be doing...

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  • Yao
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    Like a dagger in the back: "she walked to the fruit tables". You could've passed her again there and said "It's too late for that now", just to put the cherry on top

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  • Kat
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    Originally posted by thesightless
    ok, so i run to the supermarket to grab some food, and while walking through the lot this lady damn near hits me as she is flying into the aisle, and she honks at me....

    whatever....

    i go inside, run, grab some groceries, and head to the beer/snack aisle..... and i see her.

    first, understand she is large, and i mean, she looks like those olympic weightlefters in action, her chin surrounds not only her jaw, but her head and shoulders. easy 250 lbs.... i keep quiet and walk past and she gives the evil eye,,,,,,,, so as i pass her...

    ''maybe you should be skipping this aisle huh boss?"
    and i keep walking.

    she walked to the fruit tables.

    im standing there in the lot and saying to myself, i cant beleive i just said that. but screw her.
    you naughty boy
    hilarious tho

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  • Huggie Smiles
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    Originally posted by Kobe
    I'm calling BS, you thought of that once you were back in your car.

    haha !

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  • hulkhuss
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    Originally posted by thesightless
    i cant beleive i just said that. but screw her.
    so he decided to buy her a snack and have make up sex

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  • nemrac
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    Originally posted by thesightless
    but ask the ppl who know me, outside of alex's nutshot, im usually very peaceful, hippie like. alex deserved what he got and he knows why.
    very peaceful and hippie -like? who are you? and what have you done with the REAL Sean?

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  • jarble187
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    Originally posted by Lorn
    Truly a man with balls....lol
    Did he bust her in her chops?

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  • Kobe
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    I'm calling BS, you thought of that once you were back in your car.

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  • speciale
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    you sure she even heard you or did you mumble it out?

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  • Kinetic
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    Originally posted by Lrn
    are all nyers that abrasive, i need to go there
    Yeah, NY totally sounds like my kinda place, I need to move over there.

    Finally a place where you can talk shit to unknown people?s faces without being thought of as an anti-social asshole.

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  • shan
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    Originally posted by thesightless
    ok, so i run to the supermarket to grab some food, and while walking through the lot this lady damn near hits me as she is flying into the aisle, and she honks at me....

    whatever....

    i go inside, run, grab some groceries, and head to the beer/snack aisle..... and i see her.

    first, understand she is large, and i mean, she looks like those olympic weightlefters in action, her chin surrounds not only her jaw, but her head and shoulders. easy 250 lbs.... i keep quiet and walk past and she gives the evil eye,,,,,,,, so as i pass her...

    ''maybe you should be skipping this aisle huh boss?"
    and i keep walking.

    she walked to the fruit tables.

    im standing there in the lot and saying to myself, i cant beleive i just said that. but screw her.

    lovely I bet you felt better after that

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  • KinKyJ
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    Originally posted by Dhar_2
    questionable
    he was talking about bertha, not sean

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  • Dhar_2
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    Originally posted by Lorn
    Truly a man with balls....lol
    questionable

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