I have NO idea what to do

[tiddles]

Re: I have NO idea what to do

he might have trouble catching falling cats with his eyes rolling around back of his skull

[MJDub]

Re: I have NO idea what to do

Please don't hurt the cats.

I think Lrn is on his way now to save them.

[lilsensa]

Re: I have NO idea what to do

Please don't hurt the cats.

[skahound]

Re: I have NO idea what to do

I was also thinking about tossing my cats off the balcony. I don't like them and I think it's high time they got jobs or something. Lazy fat fucks!

Wow, I think we've met the female version of Beanz.

[BureOne]

Re: I have NO idea what to do

Why dont you re-decorate your bedroom and surprise her when she gets back...

[gia powers]

Re: I have NO idea what to do

All very good ideas. The finger banging part, not so hard, done. The railing of Oxy's? Tempting, but no cigar. Trash and iPod...sweet! I could also use some free coupons. I'm going to get right on that.

i was thinking about spending a weekend as a homeless woman and asking for $$ on the side of the road, just to see what I would get.

I was also thinking about tossing my cats off the balcony. I don't like them and I think it's high time they got jobs or something. Lazy fat fucks!

[lilsensa]

Re: I have NO idea what to do

Fingerbang yourself.

[floridaorange]

Re: I have NO idea what to do

When the cats away the mice will play...

[Lrn]

Re: I have NO idea what to do

... rail ...

[MusicJatt]

Re: I have NO idea what to do

start drinking protein shakes and go to the gym ...

they're easy to make, fill u up and all u gotta to is wash the blender ...

cook the rest of ur stuff on the foreman and make some sandwiches

as far as laundry goes, do the simple stuff at home and have the rest dry cleaned and fluff and folded ...

[Kamal]

Re: I have NO idea what to do

My girlfriend of 10 years just left for New Hampshire for 2 and a half months leaving me in Long Beach, CA to fend for myself.!

If you think you're gonna be bored in Long Beach, wait till you here your girl friends side of the story from NH

[MJDub]

Re: I have NO idea what to do

write to companies who produce products you use saying how dissatisfied you are with thier products. then wait for a month for a reply, and undoubtedly, you'll have some free coupons.

Better yet, use any business reply postage pre-paid envelopes that come in your junk mail and tape them to boxes that you put your garbage in. I think it's something like 50lbs that the postage covers, so you can really piss off some junk mailers, entertain yourself, and clean up the house all at once.

[88Mariner]

Re: I have NO idea what to do

write to companies who produce products you use saying how dissatisfied you are with thier products. then wait for a month for a reply, and undoubtedly, you'll have some free coupons.

[fisheye]

Re: I have NO idea what to do

How'bout something really exciting?

Consolidate all your music in itunes, group all the tracks by album, genre, artist etc. and then to be really anal, rate them with the 1-5/5 star system.

That'll fill up 2 1/2 months no probs

[FM]

Re: I have NO idea what to do

get a temporary girlfriend?