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M seeking M at the RNC

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  • toasty
    Sir Toastiness
    • Jun 2004
    • 6588

    #1

    M seeking M at the RNC

    Collection of convention attendee craigslist ads -- doubt the one cited here is legit, but is prolly the best of the bunch:

    http://wonkette.com/402449/a-childre...ul#more-402449

    Seeking Pig Bottom Republican for a Good Pounding - 33 (St. Paul)
    Date: 2008-08-29, 9:25AM CDT

    Welcome to the Twin Cities, GOP!

    After 8 years of taking a hard pounding from you guys in Washington, it’s time to return the favor!

    I’m looking for a Republican delegate to take for a ride like Bush & Co. have been doing to our country since they took office.

    Here’s the scene: I come to your hotel room, you’re wearing nothing but your convention credentials. You blow me while I berate you for ruining our economy. Then I flip you over and slam your ass like Hurricane Gustav is gonna do to your news coverage. Then I pull out and cum on your face and you learn the real meaning of Trickle Down Theory.

    ME: 6′4″, 220, Blonde & Blue, hairy, with a 9″ uncut viking cock

    YOU: Pig Bottom Republican
  • ddr
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Jun 2004
    • 7008

    #2
    Re: M seeking M at the RNC

    ROFL.

    these conventions are such a waste of TV time.

    im waiting for the debates, those are at least somewhat interesting.
    "pics or stfu" - R.I.P. Steve "Jibgolly" James

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