Movie Quote Game

[res0nat0r]

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[In a TV interview]
Jenny Ferguson: Agent Browning, can you shed some light on what's been happening here?
Agent Browning: Well, it looks like some goddamn stupid motherfucker has decided to take some poor innocent fucks hostage. Now we've been out here all fucking night trying to deal with this goddamn situation, but there hasn't been a fucking break yet. But we're sure as shit hopeful that everyone will be safe, and that we bring this motherfucker, or motherfuckers, as the case may be, to fucking justice. How's that?




I wish I could find a youtube clip of this, too bad hardly anyone has seen this movie.

[floridaorange]

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tv show (comedy)

"Let sleeping dogs lie." I say, NO! And you know what sleeping dogs I'm referring to, don't you? No? Well, let me refresh your memory. Russians! That's right, Russians, ruskies, communists, COMM-U-NISTS! Oh now you remember? Well, do you also remember how a few years ago all we ever talked about was how the Russians were gonna take over the world, and how every household would be run by communists and their filthy communism.

Oh yeah, we feared the Russians back in them days, and for good reason too, but now all I ever hear is, "Poor little Russia, they've got no money!", "Poor little Russia, they've gone broke!" Poor little Russia THIS, and poor little Russia THAT! Don't you get it? Am I the only one who gets it? It's a trick. Communism never dies, communism is a cancer, a cancer sleeping, awaiting the moment to devour our freedom, to devour democracy.

Oh, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking this guy's just some right wing paranoid reactionary who had a horrible upbringing and whose father beat him every day with a Bible well maybe that's true but it never did me any harm! All I'm saying is, a few years ago, people used to listen to me. I fit in. Well listen to me now. The Russians, they're gonna try to take over the world again, don't you forget that for one second friend or else go find yourself lining up for toilet paper in some godless world!

There's one more thing I'd like to say. Killer bees! Forgot about them, didn't ya? Well that's just what they want us to do! That's right, the Russian communists, the killer bees, they're like this! (crosses fingers) So when people say to me let sleeping dogs lie, I say to them, friend, sleeping dogs... they eventually wake up... and chew out the throat of democracy!

[floridaorange]

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That's right, Bennet Brauer here with another commentary. didn't think the suits would have me back perhaps. Thought they'd have my derriere replaced by one of those cookie cutter store mannequins. Well maybe I'm not "the norm". I'm not "camera friendly." I don't "wear clothes that fit me." I'm not a "heartbreaker." I haven't "had sex with a woman." I don't know "how that works." I guess I don't "fall in line." I'm not "hygienic." I don't "wipe properly." I don't "own a toothbrush" or "let my scabs heal." I can't "reach all the parts of my body." When I sleep I "sweat profusely." But I guess the "powers that be" will keep signing my paycheck at least until John and Jane Q. Viewer start to go for the remote so they can go back to watching commentators who don't "frighten children" and don't "eat their own dandruff" and don't "pop their whiteheads with a compass they used in high school." Thank you Kevin.

[Illuminate]

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Who do you think I am some fruity pie? I ain't no fruity pie! I'm Nick Beam!

Man I'd be back in that house pull a terminator on the front door...fantastic movie. (Nothing to Lose)

I think everyone would know this one, but what a quote:

" In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?"

[res0nat0r]

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Who do you think I am some fruity pie? I ain't no fruity pie! I'm Nick Beam!

[res0nat0r]

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Man that's fucked up. If it was ya'll I'da helped ya'll.

[res0nat0r]

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Can I have some orange juice?

Freshly squeezed I know....

[res0nat0r]

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+1

[Kamal]

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Thats cuz I blew it out of the goddamn airlock.

aliens

[floridaorange]

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^

"And over there in the tree, is a chipmunk nest. And that right there, is our corn, best in the city, it's delicious. And that is a crazy lady. So now you pretty much know what I do. Pretty dang exciting, huh?"

- Nacho in Nacho Libre

[i!!ustrious]

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i'm all about havin' fun. you know, get a couple cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen. maybe go to seaworld, take my pants off.

[res0nat0r]

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Thats cuz I blew it out of the goddamn airlock.

[res0nat0r]

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big lebowski

[floridaorange]

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What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

[i!!ustrious]

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congratulations guys! you win a freebie!

i'm up to my ass in more nuts than a fruitcake!