Fake DJ

http://soundcloud.com/camoflaug3/fakeoriginal

"In the beginning there was the DJ
The DJ built the groove
Felt the groove
Mixed the groove
Two turntables and a mixer!

The DJ was your conductor
He was your guide
He was your Guarantee that you were going to lose your mind
But somethin’s happening to all that
All this hype
All these gawwwd Damn — lap ——-top DJs
Every mother fucka is callin themselves
A Deeeee Jaaaay
Just cause you got yoself a laaaaaap top
Don’t mean you’re a Deeeee Jay.
Get the fuuuuuuck out
Lemme tell you, you’ve got to mix with your ears
You learns to mix with your ears
You’ve gotta watch the floor
You’ve gotta pick the right tracks
And you’ve got to build the groove
Not with wave forms
Not with sync buttons
Not with the latest mash-ups or gimmicks
Not with the latest programs
You’ve got to build the groove
With two turntables and a mix
But what they don’t understand
Is that you pay your price
You earn your spot
You get your shit right.
You got to get it right
We’ve gotta spread this truth
Of all these button pushin
Fake ass
No mixin’ fake DJs
It’s just gotta stop
We gotta STOP!
THE FAKE DJs
We gotta STOP!
THE FAKE DJs
Take your pre recorded
Button pushing
Fake ass mixin
Bullshit
And get the fuuuuuuck out.
Fake ass DJs
Everywhere I look I see a bunch of fake ass DJs
Now this isn’t a dis to the innovators
You’ve just got to respect the architechs
The originators
Like Larry Levan
Frankie Knuckles
Juan Atkins
Derrick May
Kevin Saunderson
Eddie Fowlkes
Jeff Mills
Derrick Carter
DJ Sneak
Doc Martin
Louie Vega
Kenny Dope
Danny Tenaglia
Francois K
Tony Humphries
Carl Craig
Joe Claussell
Timothy Regisford
Danny Krivit
Farley Jackmaster Funk"

http://www.magneticmag.com/2012/07/are-you-a-button-pushing-fake-dj-youve-just-been-served/