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  • Fake DJ
    "In the beginning there was the DJ
    The DJ built the groove
    Felt the groove
    Mixed the groove
    Two turntables and a mixer!

    The DJ was your conductor
    He was your guide
    He was your Guarantee that you were going to lose your mind
    But somethin’s happening to all that
    All this hype
    All these gawwwd Damn — lap ——-top DJs
    Every mother fucka is callin themselves
    A Deeeee Jaaaay
    Just cause you got yoself a laaaaaap top
    Don’t mean you’re a Deeeee Jay.
    Get the fuuuuuuck out
    Lemme tell you, you’ve got to mix with your ears
    You learns to mix with your ears
    You’ve gotta watch the floor
    You’ve gotta pick the right tracks
    And you’ve got to build the groove
    Not with wave forms
    Not with sync buttons
    Not with the latest mash-ups or gimmicks
    Not with the latest programs
    You’ve got to build the groove
    With two turntables and a mix
    But what they don’t understand
    Is that you pay your price
    You earn your spot
    You get your shit right.
    You got to get it right
    We’ve gotta spread this truth
    Of all these button pushin
    Fake ass
    No mixin’ fake DJs
    It’s just gotta stop
    We gotta STOP!
    We gotta STOP!
    Take your pre recorded
    Button pushing
    Fake ass mixin
    And get the fuuuuuuck out.
    Fake ass DJs
    Everywhere I look I see a bunch of fake ass DJs
    Now this isn’t a dis to the innovators
    You’ve just got to respect the architechs
    The originators
    Like Larry Levan
    Frankie Knuckles
    Juan Atkins
    Derrick May
    Kevin Saunderson
    Eddie Fowlkes
    Jeff Mills
    Derrick Carter
    DJ Sneak
    Doc Martin
    Louie Vega
    Kenny Dope
    Danny Tenaglia
    Francois K
    Tony Humphries
    Carl Craig
    Joe Claussell
    Timothy Regisford
    Danny Krivit
    Farley Jackmaster Funk"
    This article was originally published in forum thread: Fake DJ started by trick12 View original post
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