Joke

[barkup]

Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs .

One man turns to the other and says "Morning"

The other man replies "No, just walking the dog...



(sorry)

[eishu1214]

don't get it..

[Huggie Smiles]

morning/mourning

puns puns puns

[barkup]

A woman goes into a fruit and veg shop and buys a cucumber, when shes paying for it the man at the counter asks:

"Would you like it halved or cut into slices?" To which the woman replies:

"I've got a fanny, not a slot machine"

[skahound]

Where's a gong when you need one?

[barkup]

I thank you :wink:

[msanchez]

KNOCK, KNOCK!

"whos there?"


GO FUCK YASELVES!

[rubyraks]

What's with the English and their damn puns? Worst Jokes Ever!!! Every English m8 I got has to make the same dumb pun-inundated jokes.

and I tend to love English humor, Monty Python, Benny Hill, Faulty Towers, etc.

[rewing3]

Light up ruby. English humor is just very dry. But sometime very funny. Those jokes on the other hand I will give were kind of funny but not very funny at all.

[rubyraks]

no you're missing my point. I love British humor, even better than most American humor. Personally I love intelligent, witty humor, as opposed to the situational American humor. The only thing that kills me about British humor are all the puns.

[lopark]

A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street together when they see a young boy crossing the street ahead of them. The priests says "hey, let's screw that boy" and the lawyer replies "out of what?"

[horsack]

A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street together when they see a young boy crossing the street ahead of them. The priests says "hey, let's screw that boy" and the lawyer replies "out of what?"

haha

[diskofreak]

wa wa waaaaa

[msanchez]

I still like these..



"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
Doc says, "It's Not Unusual."


Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my
electron." The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

[GregWhelan]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson who?

You're on the jury!