The old Jewish guy - "Ah why don't you find a Parade and go rain on it"
Favourite Simpsons Quotes
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Favourite Simpsons Quotes
Lisa, Bart and Marge are in the Old Folks home where Grandpa lives, they leave Santa's Little Helper there with the OAPs, Lisa makes a comment about the dog keeping them company in their decline....
The old Jewish guy - "Ah why don't you find a Parade and go rain on it"What if the Hokey Kokey IS what it's all about???Tags: None -
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homer,
""what lisa, your telling that bacon, pork chops and ham all come from some magical animal?? i would love to see this magical animal so i could ask him a few questions."your life is an occasion, rise to it.
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Big knockers bar girl to Duff man
"You said if I slept with you I'd win the competition"
Duffman:
"Duffman says a lot of things, oh Yea!"
Duffman with sticker over his face:
"Duffman can't breathe, Oh No!"What if the Hokey Kokey IS what it's all about???Comment
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lisa to homer...
there is no air in space
homer back to lisa....
there is an air and space museum?
(air n space) it sounds better than it types out.
once upon a time, machines were mice, and men were lions. now that its the opposite, it's twice upon a time
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there are millions of quotes from this legend of a show-
McBain to Mendoza (after mcbain has just broken his way out of an ice statue) - 'ICE to see you!'
Wiggum - 'Sorry you've got the worng number, er this is 9..1...2'
McGonigle and police chief -
C - you're off the case mcgonigle
m- you're off your case chief
c - what does that mean exactly?
homer - it means he gets results you stupid chief
marge, homer and leonard nimoy in the monorail episode'
marge - homer there is someone here who may be able to help you stop the monorail
homer - who is it....batman??Comment
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Homer to Bart = "Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"
Homer to Marge = "I like my beer cold?my TV loud?and my homosexuals flaming."
Homer to Bart = "Trying is the first step towards failure.""Dream as if you''ll live forever, Live as if you''ll die today." -- James Dean --Comment
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Chief Wiggum to Lisa and Ralph Wiggum:
oh man....nothing gets chocolate out, see? (shows chocolate stain on pants)
Apu at the quick e mart:
This is not a lending library, buy somthing or ill blow your head off
groundskeeper willy & the wolf:
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