Favourite Simpsons Quotes

[joker797]

Lisa, Bart and Marge are in the Old Folks home where Grandpa lives, they leave Santa's Little Helper there with the OAPs, Lisa makes a comment about the dog keeping them company in their decline....
The old Jewish guy - "Ah why don't you find a Parade and go rain on it"

[thesightless]

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homer,

""what lisa, your telling that bacon, pork chops and ham all come from some magical animal?? i would love to see this magical animal so i could ask him a few questions."

[joker797]

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Big knockers bar girl to Duff man
"You said if I slept with you I'd win the competition"

Duffman:
"Duffman says a lot of things, oh Yea!"


Duffman with sticker over his face:
"Duffman can't breathe, Oh No!"

[daveman]

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Ralph Wiggum....

"the leprechaun tells me to burn things."

[Jenks]

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Mr Burns to homer his caddy...

"Give me an open faced club...a sand wedge you idiot!"

homer...

"mmmmm, open faced club sandwich."

[bart_smastard]

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homer "alcohol is the cause and solution to all lifes problems"

[daveman]

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lisa to homer...

there is no air in space


homer back to lisa....

there is an air and space museum?

(air n space) it sounds better than it types out.

[GregWhelan]

there are millions of quotes from this legend of a show-

McBain to Mendoza (after mcbain has just broken his way out of an ice statue) - 'ICE to see you!'

Wiggum - 'Sorry you've got the worng number, er this is 9..1...2'

McGonigle and police chief -

C - you're off the case mcgonigle
m- you're off your case chief
c - what does that mean exactly?
homer - it means he gets results you stupid chief

marge, homer and leonard nimoy in the monorail episode'

marge - homer there is someone here who may be able to help you stop the monorail
homer - who is it....batman??

[maddlingo]

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Homer to Bart = "Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"

Homer to Marge = "I like my beer cold?my TV loud?and my homosexuals flaming."

Homer to Bart = "Trying is the first step towards failure."

[skahound]

Ralph Wiggum:

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

&

"Bart is my bestest boyfriend."

[rewing3]

Homer : Doh!

Hommer- mmmm beer, drooling.

Comic book guy: 'worst epsidode ever!"

[deepdish]

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Lisa: It tastes like Burning!

[ds]

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Chief Wiggum to Lisa and Ralph Wiggum:

oh man....nothing gets chocolate out, see? (shows chocolate stain on pants)


Apu at the quick e mart:

This is not a lending library, buy somthing or ill blow your head off

groundskeeper willy & the wolf:

ah dont feel bad laddie, i was wrestling wolves when you were still suckling at your mothers teet

[hambino21]

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Homer

" Mmmm..........Sacrilicious."

" Unexplained bacon ..mmmmm"

[deepdish]

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mmmmm