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  • daveman
    I love the colors!!!
    • Jul 2005
    • 1221
    #1

    the aristocrats

    The Aristocrats - Wikipedia
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_aristocrats


    i found this link detailing the orgins, theroies, and details of what people call the the worlds best or dirtiest joke.

    recently the SouthPark boys did their own rendition which I downloaded but was unable to post. since then the site has removed it. if you find the southpark version please post it. its by far the raunchiest things cartman has ever said.
    once upon a time, machines were mice, and men were lions. now that its the opposite, it's twice upon a time
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    • MJDub
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Jun 2004
      • 2767
      #2
      The movie is going to OWN.
      http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

      You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

      "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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        • daveman
          I love the colors!!!
          • Jul 2005
          • 1221
          #3
          Re: the aristocrats

          Page not found - YourDailyMedia
          http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1121515128


          i found the cartman version you guys. sweet. im goin home.
          once upon a time, machines were mice, and men were lions. now that its the opposite, it's twice upon a time

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            • picklemonkey
              Double hoodie beer monster
              • Jun 2004
              • 15380
              #4
              ^so did I... and it's all in the Movies/TV forum, plus others :P

              http://www.mercurynation.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=32083

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                • daveman
                  I love the colors!!!
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 1221
                  #5
                  Originally posted by picklemonkey
                  ^so did I... and it's all in the Movies/TV forum, plus others :P

                  http://www.mercurynation.com/forums/...ic.php?t=32083
                  just trying to spread the love pickle. no need to be a pissy monkey.
                  once upon a time, machines were mice, and men were lions. now that its the opposite, it's twice upon a time

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                    • thesightless
                      Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 13586
                      #6
                      Re: the aristocrats

                      just saw this again, and the cartman version is seriously one of the most offensive, funny, fe2w minutes of comedy, topped only by the Jim Norton (opie and anthony) version from XM radio where HE TOOK IT WAY OVER THE TOP. to the point where i wasnt even laughing, just felt like i was staring at a dead body.
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                        • daveman
                          I love the colors!!!
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 1221
                          #7
                          Re: the aristocrats

                          yeah, i downloaded back when I found it and watch it whenever I run into it on my hard drive.

                          what gets me laughing everytime is when cartman gets interupted.

                          Hold on Kyle, lemme finish.


                          :ROFLMAO:
                          once upon a time, machines were mice, and men were lions. now that its the opposite, it's twice upon a time

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