Dirty Coochy Smell- AKA the GO WASH YO ASS thread

[jarble187]

So this lady just walked into my office to pick up some drawings. I caught a wiff of her about 10 feet away and she smelt something fierce. I dont understand how people can sit in their own stink and live with it like nothing is wrong. This is completely horrible and it turned my stomach, it made me so nauseous.

[daveman]

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best thread title ever imo.

[miketpoto]

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I nearly shit myself and sat in the filth when I read that title!

[peloquin]

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that reminds me... i havent showered for 2 months

[LV-8]

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jarble my man I give you mad props for sharing that story with us.!!!! Friggin hilarious!!!

[Jibgolly]

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yeah just the title made me laugh. you should keep a bottle of Jergens around for such an occasion.

[anonin]

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[shosh]

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so did you ask her out?

[anonin]

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www.mercurydouche.com imo.

[jarble187]

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so did you ask her out?

God no....I couldnt even make eye contact with her...cause if I did Im sure the words "go wash yo ass" would of came barreling out of my mouth. This kind of thing seems to happen two or three times a year and wether Im just out and about or here at work, the principal of the matter is the same. Do they burn out their sense receptors in their nose or have they built up an immunity to thier own stink? Guess all I'd like to say is "go wash yo ass."

[miketpoto]

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National GO WASH YO ASS stank remembrance day

[daveman]

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God no....I couldnt even make eye contact with her...cause if I did Im sure the words "go wash yo ass" would of came barreling out of my mouth. This kind of thing seems to happen two or three times a year and wether Im just out and about or here at work, the principal of the matter is the same. Do they burn out their sense receptors in their nose or have they built up an immunity to thier own stink? Guess all I'd like to say is "go wash yo ass."

unfortunately "go wash yo ass" is one of his better come on lines.

[sammwalk]

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i used to work with this older woman who stank...turns out she was an alcoholic. are you sure it's her crotch? this woman just stank of BO, but it was horrible. we had to change in these little rooms and if you went in there after her, you just might be sick.

god i can still remember it...ughhh

[rewing3]

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That is nasty.

[jarble187]

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are you sure it's her crotch?

Well, I certainley did not have my nose up in it. I told you that I could smell it ten foot away, and there was a reason for that- because I wasnt getting any closer. It was some type of BO, but not like the swetty sour pits smell. It was rather pungent and made me turn my face.