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  • JonQPublik
    Gold Gabber
    • Apr 2006
    • 636
    #16
    Re: Caption Thread

    "you had me at privet"

    "your pores are like Iraqi spider holes"

    jqp
    http://soundcloud.com/jonqpublik/sets/love-and-other-stories

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      • Corven
        Are you Kidding me??
        • Jun 2004
        • 4080
        #17
        Re: Caption Thread

        "Mom? Is that you??"
        I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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          • speciale
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Dec 2005
            • 3732
            #18
            Re: Caption Thread

            you are getting sleepy, sleepy
            Originally posted by Miroslav
            It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
            No Soup for You

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              • thesightless
                Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                • Jun 2004
                • 13586
                #19
                Re: Caption Thread

                """"these god damn liberals are holding up our world domination. DONT YOU GET IT??!!!?!?!?!?!?!""
                your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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                my dick is its own superhero.

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                  • DancingQueen
                    AVB FanClub | President
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 4065
                    #20
                    Re: Caption Thread

                    Originally posted by Kamal
                    "Now come here and give me a big kiss"
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                    RIP Steve "Jibs" James - Your footprint is forever on my soul and in my heart xoxo
                    RIP Jeff Shewchuk aka DJ Jeff Taylor (day_for_night) - You will live on in my heart forever xoxo

                    Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

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                      • beanzncheez
                        Banned
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 4442
                        #21
                        Re: Caption Thread

                        ^^ No way.
                        It should've been something like "Ooooh coochie coochie coo coo look at you! Aren't you a big boy?! Oh yes you are! Yessie yessie yes you arey warey a big, big boyeee! Oh look at them cheeks! They're soooo CUUUUUUUUUTE! I'm gonna squeeze 'em like a pair of big ol' grapes. Let's bring out the color in 'em. Oh yes! Oh yes we are! We are we are we are!"

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