Re: Yao in Ghana - Update 28-06-2006
Looks like another world indeed. Thanks for sharing the photos and be careful!
Looks like another world indeed. Thanks for sharing the photos and be careful!
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Re: Yao in Ghana - Update 28-06-2006
lol,
only the first 3 pics are Ghana so far. Hope to head out and take more tomorrow, but i'll be taking a local friend of mine with me since it's just not smart to walk around with my white ass and a cam, snapping everything i see. I might easily get harassed or mugged, and basically it's like asking for it IMO.
I had a huge update prepared, but since exactly today I cannot use my laptop, I'm gonna have to do a quick write-up to keep you guys satisfied.
Ghana is FUN. But also...well...I don't know. Easy going is the word I guess...just don't get too upset about anything and you'll be just fine. Like I told Alex in another thread, I got this cray ass fucked up German guy in the room next to me (thank god I still have TomTom to equal the balance here), being a total asshole to his wife. Maybe I just will sort him out before I move onto the uni campus next week...that lady is real cute and what the fuck is she supposed to know about getting a Visa anyway? He's trying to get her to Germany, but she's not used to the bureaucratic hassle it all takes, so when she doesn't get it he slams down a few Star beers and gets all idiotic on her. we'll see what happens this week, but he seems like some loser that is really dissapointed in life, and now he cannot even control his African wife either, lol...
On a different note: I could've taken the sexiest chick with me this week, if it weren't for the fact that she's a hooker. But goddamnit, did she look sharp! Holy smackers...but for sure I'd get the whole package of STD's included with the fuck, and it's too much trouble trying to get 3 rubbers on one dick at the same time anyway, so skip it. And I've got a lovely lady who's in China right now who I love too much anyway (still got 7 weeks to go though...
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About robberies: I hope I won't have to run to save my ass from getting sliced by a machete a some point, but I heard that one guy (one of the volunteer's friends here) almost got his throat cut a while ago. He was smart enough to put his hand on his neck to stop them, but it cost him 3 of his fingers. Pretty fucked up story IMO. Most of the volunteers working here for a year or longer have been mugged at some point as well, so basically I'm just calculating it in for myself. We'll see what happens, and my mother won't get to know this cos she'd get scared shitless. One fun story I heard as well: a group coming out of a restaurant got robbed at gunpoint (AK-47's), and had to give up their car as well....but the robbers didn't know how to drive an automat!! So one of the people had to give them a crash course in driving that thing with the barrel of an AK on his temples, can you imagine that? How bout just running away with what you got, but noooo...it's not funny, but at the same time hilarious, especially since Ghanaians sound really funny when they're upset or angry - I guess I'd be pissing myself from fear and laughter at the same time!
Well, I'll lave it at this for now, got much more to say but my time is limited...
Greetz from the jungle!Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.
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Re: Yao in Ghana - Update 28-06-2006
Hahahahaha class A story Yawns!!! Seems like a pretty surreal country to me: machetes, AK-47's, biohazardous bitches, ... dayum...
Btw, what's the deal with drunk Germans? Where ever you go, you run into hung over Hans
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Re: Yao in Ghana - Update 28-06-2006
Dude, I seriously have no idea...I mean, it's common thing here that Ghanaian men rape their women in marriage, so I personally don't see the need for that one lost German out here to try and copy that stuff, lol.
The other day I got this little kid asking me for money by the way, I said no (beanz would instantly ask him for a blowjob I guess), and then he went on his knees all dramatically, hahahaha...fuck that. Work for your cash, just like me...I don't see any Ghanaians taking Guarana to stay awake at night and get their shit done. Hell no...
Let's see if there's some nice ladies on Campus next week...I got exactly 3 condoms, which lasts exactly one fuck. Bring it on....
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There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -HemingwayComment
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Re: Yao in Ghana - Update 28-06-2006
That kid wanted to give you a blowjob? hahahahaha. Awesome.Comment
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Re: Yao in Ghana - Update 28-06-2006
Well, I guess you've got wanabees where ever you go. Just look what's festering below your post.Originally posted by Yao
As an expert on the field, would you say Ghanaians have a self esteem that low that beanz would get lucky (for the right price of course)?Originally posted by Yao
Ye well, selling some drama is still quite softcore. When I was in Struga, Macedonia in February, a gipsy kid begging for money. When I ignored the little fucker, he kept whining and at a certain point grabbed my shirt. Guess he never felt the back of a Belgicummers hand before nor will he forget. God, how I hate those trailer park people!
You mean two fucks. Or else you're the only Dutchman who doesn't turn his rubbers inside out for a second rideOriginally posted by YaoLet's see if there's some nice ladies on Campus next week...I got exactly 3 condoms, which lasts exactly one fuck. Bring it on....
Anyway, keep safe there bro. Don't feel like feeding you a beer when you come back cuz one of those apes thought it was cool to keep some of your fingers as a souvenir
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Re: Yao in Ghana - Update 28-06-2006
@ Kinky grasping for any chance to shed his tears on me. Go fuck Azriel some more, rufus. Bawoof! Bawoof! Ar-ar-arrooooooooooo!
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Re: Yao in Ghana - Update 28-06-2006
^^^ hell yeah, doggy style, you got that right little bow-wowComment
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Re: Yao in Ghana - Update 28-06-2006
@ little bow wow. Now you're bringing in the poor folks rap culture into these boards. That's it. Breed some more ignorance in here, dawg.
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Re: Yao in Ghana - Update 28-06-2006
Quit hijacking this thread wiggaComment
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Re: Yao in Ghana - Update 28-06-2006
Posted some pics on www.blowkick.com/kickpics ...hope you guys enjoy them!Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.
There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -HemingwayComment
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Re: Yao in Ghana - Update 28-06-2006
LMAO, good one!!!
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Re: Yao in Ghana - Update 28-06-2006
Originally posted by KinKyJ
One would have to listen to rap in order to be a wigger. I got straight As in my grammar and composition classes so that definitely rules me out. Plus, all of my clothes fit me and I do not limp when I walk. Try again, asshat.Comment
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