Re: If beanz was a cartoon character...
with the chewed on brown bits, I'm sure
with the chewed on brown bits, I'm sure
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What? You don't get blowjobs after you fuck someone in the ass? The best is when they have a bit of diarrhea so that you can get some nice streaks to dry up on your cock because then when you fuck them in the cunt, you can really get some friction going on and that makes them scream so loud. It's that good "hurt" that they love.
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I would if I did anal, but I don't.Comment
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Why don't you?Comment
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1. I think it feels fugly
2. Poop stinks
3. The women I dated so far were tight enough, so I didn't need the emergency entrance.
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In response to your answers:
1. Why does it feel fugly? Because it's tight and juicy and a great eating area?
2. What does poop stinking have to do with it? Just have her use a squirt bottle and wash herself before you start. It's so much fun to fuck all of her holes.
3. Having a tight cunt has nothing to do with it. It's a simple fact that a woman is designed to get fucked in every possible way thinkable and to make her a good use instrument, you need to utilize her potential. My wife's cunt is still tight as fuck. She does her exercises and carries her balls around to keep those fuckers on the up and up. She can literally choke my cock and make it hard for me to even eject afterwards. We play tug of war many a night.
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Having a convo with you, this is more surreal than Dali on crackOriginally posted by beanzncheez
I don't kill what's already dead and I don't eat what has already been digested...Originally posted by beanzncheez
I bet you smear menthol paste under your nose as wellOriginally posted by beanzncheez
Your wife has balls?Originally posted by beanzncheez3. Having a tight cunt has nothing to do with it. It's a simple fact that a woman is designed to get fucked in every possible way thinkable and to make her a good use instrument, you need to utilize her potential. My wife's cunt is still tight as fuck. She does her exercises and carries her balls around to keep those fuckers on the up and up. She can literally choke my cock and make it hard for me to even eject afterwards. We play tug of war many a night. At what stage of the surgical procedures is she then? Does she get the hormonal treatment already? 
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I take it you've never heard of Kegel exercises? That's why she has the "balls" for her exercises.
C'mon, dude. How many women have you fucked?
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Again, that was pretty fucking lame. That doesn't remotely sound "smart" in the slightest.Originally posted by KinKyJ
Actually, I smear my daughter's pee under my nose.Originally posted by KinkyJ
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I got my nickname because I think all mexicans are pretty fucking useless and should be sent back to their own goddamned country. Fucking lazy wetbacks. Get out of here.Comment
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or just learn some fucking ENGLISHComment
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Doesn't matter. Send the animals home.
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Is this a pissing contest? Nope, never heard of that shit. But hey, I don't bang women over 25 anyway. I'm from Belgicum, ya know? Dutroux countryOriginally posted by beanzncheezI take it you've never heard of Kegel exercises? That's why she has the "balls" for her exercises. C'mon, dude. How many women have you fucked?
LMAO @ Saiko: good one
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You're probably the only dude that's never heard of Kegels and it has nothing to do with age. That just shows how fucking ignorant you are. I wouldn't expect less though. You obviously don't know at what age the pussy tastes the best either.
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