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i really cant control myself.

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  • KinKyJ
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    Re: i really cant control myself.

    Originally posted by clintlove
    Don't feel bad at all man, it's really kinda funny. She'll probably still drive like a bat out of hell, but that bitch will think twice about walking down the snack isle again. Total burn!
    Like you care if someone gives you a comment like that when you weigh 250 lbs

    Burger ho'

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  • clintlove
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    Don't feel bad at all man, it's really kinda funny. She'll probably still drive like a bat out of hell, but that bitch will think twice about walking down the snack isle again. Total burn!

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  • Jibgolly
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    thats hilarious sean, only wish i could have seen her reaction.

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  • Lorn
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    Truly a man with balls....lol

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  • Lrn
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    are all nyers that abrasive, i need to go there

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  • thesightless
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    chanty, we partied, i was damn well behaved that night, i hung out up top with newland and diggers, while you cats, especially your friend and al's friend ,....well there was the misbehaving....

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  • chanty
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    You're a very bad boy sightless

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  • thesightless
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    Re: i really cant control myself.

    to quote lewis black...

    ''there is no filter between thought and mouth''

    and

    ''the expressions on his face dont match the idea.''

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  • thesightless
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    Re: i really cant control myself.

    but ask the ppl who know me, outside of alex's nutshot, im usually very peaceful, hippie like. alex deserved what he got and he knows why.

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  • speciale
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    the story would have been funnier if she came over and started shit with you.

    you are in need of anger management son

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  • alexfish333
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    LOL
    you are a bad person
    but I understand your sentiment

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  • thesightless
    started a topic i really cant control myself.

    i really cant control myself.

    ok, so i run to the supermarket to grab some food, and while walking through the lot this lady damn near hits me as she is flying into the aisle, and she honks at me....

    whatever....

    i go inside, run, grab some groceries, and head to the beer/snack aisle..... and i see her.

    first, understand she is large, and i mean, she looks like those olympic weightlefters in action, her chin surrounds not only her jaw, but her head and shoulders. easy 250 lbs.... i keep quiet and walk past and she gives the evil eye,,,,,,,, so as i pass her...

    ''maybe you should be skipping this aisle huh boss?"
    and i keep walking.

    she walked to the fruit tables.

    im standing there in the lot and saying to myself, i cant beleive i just said that. but screw her.
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