US Education: squirt gun last week, plaster tits this week (sfw)

[Garrick]

Re: US Education: squirt gun last week, plaster tits this week (sfw)

^ you want to do what with elementary students? sean, that's nasty. come on, you're violating one of the ten commandments for sure.

[thesightless]

Re: US Education: squirt gun last week, plaster tits this week (sfw)

no seriously, thank god in texas they dont have any old versions of any bible, you know the ones from the 14-1600's where artwork was on every page border and pictures of the scenes were in them. cuase there were tons of titties and baby dicks everywhere, it was like that porno with ron jeremy and 12 girls.

[speciale]

Re: US Education: squirt gun last week, plaster tits this week (sfw)

no seriously, thank god in texas they dont have any old versions of any bible, you know the ones from the 14-1600's where artwork was on every page border and pictures of the scenes were in them. cuase there were tons of titties and baby dicks everywhere, it was like that porno with ron jeremy and 12 girls.

umm, I don't think ron jeremy had a baby dick

[thesightless]

Re: US Education: squirt gun last week, plaster tits this week (sfw)

baby dick is a term for the cocks hanging out in old paintings, for some reason, before 1900, no male had a dick longer than 2 inches.

[KinKyJ]

Re: US Education: squirt gun last week, plaster tits this week (sfw)

fyi the chapels that you posted pics of are not of the one true church that Christ died for. I do not expect you to understand that becaue it takes a dedicated understanding of the New Testament church to know why it is not the "church" of Christ.

Chapel singular, not chapels. It's all from the Sistine Chapel, located in the Vatican: one of the most beatiful chapels in the world. Dayum dude, this has gotta be the lamest bullet dodging ever. You're telling me now the catholic church aka the largest religious group in the world is NOT the church Christ died for? Oh yeah, that's right: Jesus died for our sins, not for a church. I guess that's a double burn.

So to answer your question the pics Michangelo painted are inappropriate and not a painting you will find anywhere that the Bible is strictly adhered to. Any form of nudity is considered a sin in the Bible, from the day Adam and Eve sinned and realized they were naked and felt shame.

RWD a bit: they felt shame AFTER they had bitten the apple. Before that they were cool with nudity, just like God had planned it. In other words: nudity is a-okay in the eyes of God. Burn three.