Re: Last Day at work Suggestions
Have a wanke by your disk lookin @ the fittest bird around
Have a wanke by your disk lookin @ the fittest bird around
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Get drunk and put your feet on the desk and take a nap until you have to go home.Common Sense is not Common at all.Comment
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...in the only "corporate" job i've ever had i had this insanely annoying co-worker in the cubicle next to me. about a week or less before my last day he called in sick and i spent an entire evening (the front was a call center for lucent so i could stay as late as i wanted) completely disassembling his space and re-built it in reverse order... he was a lefty so everything was switched to accomodate a right handed person (phone, filing cabinets etc).... took lucent 3 days to come and redo it and the guy had absolutely no fucking clue how, why or who did it... lame? probably, but it gave me and some other co-workers a great amount of satisfaction watching this twat reach for a phone that wasn't there and struggle to get anything accomplished"only dead fish swim with the stream..." Malcolm Muggeridge
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do not burn any bridges.dead, yet alive.Comment
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Give everyone the raunchiest wallpaper on their pc (one of my friends always does it when he visits me or my other friends...you know it when he's been around)Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.
There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -HemingwayComment
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Take a screen shot of annoying co-workers desktop, hide the taskbar and icons and apply the screenshot as wallpaper.
Pretty funny watching people trying to figure out what the hell happened to their computerComment
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What are you gonna do after today Eddie? Leech off the wife and stay home to watch Oprah while ironing or do you already have a new job in the pipeline?Comment
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if they havent tied it down,.....take it.your life is an occasion, rise to it.
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my dick is its own superhero.Comment
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leaving around 2-3PM and going to play golf and get drunk. As for the rest of the time, moving to a new job Nov 1 in Alpharetta GA. Also, some time after that going to kick Garrick's ass in golf
seriously, starting a new life out of South Florida. I hate it here. Alpharetta is a better place to raise a family and there we can afford a 3,000 sq ft house
Didn't burn any bridges today but drank a lot at lunch.
Now I must format my laptop to make sure no one finds my porn or kiss sets.
No Soup for YouOriginally posted by MiroslavComment
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Oddly enough today is my last day too. Work is throwing me a party before the real fun begins after all the stuffed shirts leave I hop I can stay sober enough because I will be attempting to spin tonight at Dragonfly here in DC at least the alcohol will cloud my judgment enough to keep me from being nervous about playing you would think that after time you would stop being nervous but not meComment
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Can't wait to see that Eddie. will be thereIf the doors of perception were cleansed, every thing would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William BlakeComment
Leave a big tird on my bosses desk and let him know that is what I think of him? What would you do?
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