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  • AndyH
    Platinum Poster
    • May 2005
    • 1786
    #1

    Thought for the day..

    A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said: "I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time".

    The wife thought for a few moments, and then said: "Your dick's bigger than your brother's"
    [quote=lilsensa '] 'Who wants to sample size my ball sack?'
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    • shan
      Platinum Poster
      • Jun 2004
      • 1193
      #2
      Re: Thought for the day..

      :d

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        • KinKyJ
          Platinum Poser
          • Jun 2004
          • 13440
          #3
          Re: Thought for the day..

          autobiographical, I'm sure

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            • Morgan
              Platinum Poster
              • Jun 2004
              • 2234
              #4
              Re: Thought for the day..

              Originally posted by KinKyJ
              autobiographical, I'm sure
              "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

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                • fixxer
                  Getting warmed up
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 81
                  #5
                  Re: Thought for the day..

                  Haha.. I gotta remember that one Nice icebreaker...
                  Get your partyhat on!

                  www.binaryinstincts.com

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                    • KinKyJ
                      Platinum Poser
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 13440
                      #6
                      Re: Thought for the day..

                      ^^^ What is? "Your dick's bigger than your brother's?"

                      Fag

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                        • herogee
                          Addiction started
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 370
                          #7
                          Re: Thought for the day..

                          If you're fond of sand dunes and salty air,
                          quaint little villages here and there ...

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