A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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lol.dead, yet alive. -
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I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.Comment
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LOL, he doesn't want to take a chance that he may hear " honey I'm home" anytime in the futureComment
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^ Hooray, you get the joke.
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that was even funnier!
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^Indeed.
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jejjejejejej .... 2 jokes in one jajjajajajajajComment
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lol cutesigpic
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