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Hey guys. Oh Big Gulps, huh?

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  • speciale
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Dec 2005
    • 3732
    #46
    Re: Hey guys. Oh Big Gulps, huh?

    MARY
    Aspen.

    LLOYD
    Oh, you're gonna love it. I hear
    California's beautiful this time of
    year.
    Originally posted by Miroslav
    It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
    No Soup for You

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      • speciale
        Are you Kidding me??
        • Dec 2005
        • 3732
        #47
        Re: Hey guys. Oh Big Gulps, huh?

        I've got worms
        Originally posted by Miroslav
        It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
        No Soup for You

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          • speciale
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Dec 2005
            • 3732
            #48
            Re: Hey guys. Oh Big Gulps, huh?

            I'll tell you where: someplace warm,
            a place where the beer flows like
            wine, where beautiful women
            instinctively flock like the salmon
            of Capistrano.
            (dramatic PAUSE)
            I'm talking about Asssssssspen.
            Originally posted by Miroslav
            It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
            No Soup for You

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              • speciale
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Dec 2005
                • 3732
                #49
                Re: Hey guys. Oh Big Gulps, huh?

                The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
                Originally posted by Miroslav
                It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
                No Soup for You

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                  • res0nat0r
                    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                    • May 2006
                    • 14477
                    #50
                    Re: Hey guys. Oh Big Gulps, huh?

                    If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets.

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                      • res0nat0r
                        Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                        • May 2006
                        • 14477
                        #51
                        Re: Hey guys. Oh Big Gulps, huh?

                        bathe them, clip them.

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