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One day there was [you], he went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach.
But [you] thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he doesn't care. [you] takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case.
Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?"
[you] replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it."
[you] soon falls asleep.
Later on when [you] wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach.
Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done. She said "well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff at me. I got really mad. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest."Leave a comment:
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[you] is a waste of air. what a fucking fruit banger. bah. [you]Leave a comment:
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My god, I thought I was popoular for a second here.
[you] suck.Leave a comment:
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I was so close to write "FUCK OFF"
btw, who have read FAQ section?Leave a comment:
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hahhahahahahaha... see what i mean!?! this shit is too confusing. hahahahahahahahaha
:ROFLMAO:
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i dont know, but i just got on my computer, and havent been to this sight for a few days, so i was wondering what i did.Leave a comment:
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