Women. can they b understood? *HELP*!

[Jibgolly]

women cannot be figured out.
they are over-emotional creatures (most of them anyway)
you can never go wrong with: "Yes Dear"
as my dad has been saying for years.

[winamp]

Having really difficulty understanding "the women" at the moment. Maybe the one i am seeing just suffers from schizophrenia... but i think i have a solution... Iv bought a book called the secret about Birthdays... its tells me exactly about a persons behviour. its my only hope!