post your "i got approached by a crackhead" stories here...

[chuckc]

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I love smoking crack

[anonin]

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all things considered, crack must be fucking awesome!, i mean, if it turns entire city blocks into fiends, then the hype must be true! smoking cocaine!! cooool!!!!

[KinKyJ]

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was walking home from a house party last night and this crackhead approached me and said "listen man, you like ps3's?" i'm like " hell yea i like ps3, who dosn't", then he says "i'm selling ps3's for $200" i told him "that sounds dodgy as hell", he then tries to convince me that he's legit, but i knew he was a crackhead cuz he was talkin real fast and he said "how much can you give me RIGHT NOW?, if you give me $50, i can give it to you, i also have digital cameras and laptops for $50 to"

Hehehehe yeah, I came across types like that quite often. A friend of mine used to deal coke and dude, those freebasers would even trade their mother for a baggy. Actually quate pathetic, but fuggit: they've brought it upon themselves.

[tiddles]

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i want to hear a crackhead say he needs money for his legal defense against the music industry because he shared a few tunes

[toasty]

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Back when I used to deliver pizzas in college, this dude that worked with me showed up at work one day obviously high as a kite and looking for cash to get more crack. He began offering forced "compliments" to people and then awkwardly transitioning into asking for money. The exchange that follows actually happened:

Him: Hey, you're getting big [I wasn't]. You ought to consider becoming a professional wrestler
Me: Uh, that's a new one to me, hadn't ever thought of that. Thanks?
Him: Could I have $25?

Truth is stranger than fiction. It was just that bizarre. When I turned him down, he stumbled around the place asking other people for money using different, but equally odd ice-breakers before jumping right into the request for money part.

[BureOne]

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hahaha funny shit.

I was walking with my brother on some dodgy sidewalk / neighborhood in the middle of the night, we were making a beer run.
A crackhead comes out of nowhere and calls my brother by his name...? wtf! We're like ookaay.. He says, I know you remember me? hahah fuuuck, We were both stoned so it was even more wierd/funny...

After some bs exhange of words he ask's us for change.. sorry pal aint got any.

Funny how some people out of high school end up being normal/successfull and some end up being crackheads

end of story.

[toasty]

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I got asked if I had money for a cup of tea before from a crackhead..

Dude, that's classic! Gotta figure that this happened in the guy's head:

1. I need crack
2. I have no money
3. I've already sold all of my earthly possessions -- what do I have that I can offer people so that I can get money?
4. I make a mean cup of tea.

[runningman]

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I got asked if I had money for a cup of tea before from a crackhead..

[anonin]

was walking home from a house party last night and this crackhead approached me and said "listen man, you like ps3's?" i'm like " hell yea i like ps3, who dosn't", then he says "i'm selling ps3's for $200" i told him "that sounds dodgy as hell", he then tries to convince me that he's legit, but i knew he was a crackhead cuz he was talkin real fast and he said "how much can you give me RIGHT NOW?, if you give me $50, i can give it to you, i also have digital cameras and laptops for $50 to"