Wide Stance

[KinKyJ]

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[beanzncheez]

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The retard would still be in the stall, playing with the toilet paper roll.

[Miroslav]

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You do understand that the average human being is a retard right?

good point...I'm just thinking that even the retard would have more dignity than Craig and would have stopped making up excuses by now

[beanzncheez]

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Well, that's just the thing...the average human being, recognizing that even a pre schooler could see through the ridiculous lies at this point, would be MORTIFIED by all of this and would have resigned, retreated from public, left it at that...

But NOOO not Craig! Craig is not the average human with a sense of shame!...he's a U.S. Senator! nuff said!

You do understand that the average human being is a retard right?

[Miroslav]

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Myth busted

haha...good thing you didn't get busted too!

I think it is hysterical that a United States Senator is in such an awkward predicament that he feels that publicly discussing his shitting technique is his best available option.

Well, that's just the thing...the average human being, recognizing that even a pre schooler could see through the ridiculous lies at this point, would be MORTIFIED by all of this and would have resigned, retreated from public, left it at that...

But NOOO not Craig! Craig is not the average human with a sense of shame!...he's a U.S. Senator! nuff said!

[beanzncheez]

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I think it is hysterical that a United States Senator is in such an awkward predicament that he feels that publicly discussing his shitting technique is his best available option.

Uh... don't they all resort to this? Read your history.

[toasty]

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I think it is hysterical that a United States Senator is in such an awkward predicament that he feels that publicly discussing his shitting technique is his best available option.

[KinKyJ]

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I feel compelled to try that out when I pick Erzina up at the airport tomorrow

Myth busted

[beanzncheez]

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My legs are spread right now.

[88Mariner]

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lolcraig, imo

[fisheye]

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I love how the forum software picks up Pete Tong (see below... all the way to the bottom now) as being a similar thread to this one.

Maybe he's an expert exponent of the wide stance cubicle style?

[33L]

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perhaps if you had to take a major major shit, you'd have spread a little wider? the body will never know its limits unless put in a situation that requires it to be tested to that length. probably wouldn't recommend this during business hours...heh

I never thought of that. Maybe he was under intense strain taking a "major major shit" and at some point during all that his legs automatically thrust themselves to the side to create the "wide stance". And now he is simply too embarassed to fess up to the truth.

What happened in that bathroom may never be known.

[KinKyJ]

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it's an interesting test! But maybe the restrooms at your workplace don't conform to typical standards in terms of size...

...perhaps you may want to try this out again at an airport restroom? Let us know how it goes!

I feel compelled to try that out when I pick Erzina up at the airport tomorrow

[rainman]

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^^

[Miroslav]

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it's an interesting test! But maybe the restrooms at your workplace don't conform to typical standards in terms of size...

...perhaps you may want to try this out again at an airport restroom? Let us know how it goes!