Corporate training

[picklemonkey]

My company is paying for me to have some training in something right now... it's a pretty boring class because it's mostly "duh" material. I don't really mind the class, and there's free coffee/cappuccunos/muffins/freshly-baked cookies, dart board for the breaks. The part that I DO mind, however, is this pussy-of-a-teacher's music taste.

BACKSTREET BOYS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE LABTIME MUSIC!

Neither is this lame midi-instrumental-classical shit. I'm going to bring my own headphones in tomorrow... you best believe I'll be prepared.

On a side note, I AM wearing a Mickey Mouse hat that I found at my friend's daughter's playroom from lunch... he was smiling about it when I walked in, but hopefully by now the Mickey ears are just plain bugging the shit out of him. As far as he (and the rest of the class) is concerned, I went to Morocco for lunch, stopped by the Pirates of the Carribbean, and flew back to training just in time for class.

[TomTom]

Re: Corporate training

Only when I hear this word "Corporate" I could puke...Corporate Identity (sell your soul to the Devil is what I call it) is something I was taught about in endless meetings and training lessons.. it?s like a good old fashioned brainwash method.

[picklemonkey]

"oooh baby i love your ways
i want to tell you i love you babe
i want to be with you night and day"


that's playing now. and it sucks.

*straightens the ears*

[Campos]

Re: Corporate training

disturbing indeed

ahhhhhh the corporations of america and it s systems ahhhhhh
no comment

[picklemonkey]

He just played Britney Spears - Oops I did it Again.

fucker.

[demonAfro]

Re: Corporate training

Earplugs and lip reading are your friends

[FM]

is that on a cd or computer...

if it's a cd I'd rip it out and fling it out the window

if it's a computer I'd take the sledgehammer out

[FM]

FYI it's nice that you can be on here while "training"

[picklemonkey]

FYI it's nice that you can be on here while "training"

Yeah


It's on MP3... on a MAC. So yeah, I want to beat the fuck out of the laptop.

[picklemonkey]

Re: Corporate training

He just hit an all-time low...

The Little Mermaid - Kiss The Girl

[FM]

might want to slip a CD of stuff in...

[joeSeff]

Re: Corporate training

I think you should probably get out of there right now before Celine Dion comes on, and somebody gets hurt.
Head for the nearest emergency shelter, and do not come out until you hear a respectable beat.
This is not a test.

[Jibgolly]

sounds like you need to enlighten your instructor.
any man that listens to the backstreet boys is not all man.
defo suspect