"nigga broke in and hung up pictures of his family everywere... go ahead, sprinkle some crack on him and lets get out of here." - dave.
haha best stand up ever?
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"nigga broke in and hung up pictures of his family everywere... go ahead, sprinkle some crack on him and lets get out of here." - dave.
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lolwuthttp://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic
You can't have manslaughter without laughter.
"Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl." -
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that n***a tried to kill my fatha!
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqXnsSJ_53w[/youtube]
lulwut. this is one of my favourite chapelle skits.Comment
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Yellow cake!!......Edited - Bossy to racey for workComment
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cheers brudaz. you will need some redballz to wash down that der yellow cake!
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Never watched much Chappelle show but that shite was classic.
The Muthaland, wrapped inside that special CIA napkin.Originally posted by ShpiraSo came back last night...
Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....
All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
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yes im sure bitch!Comment
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