My roommate's girlfriend is pregnant... and I'm drunk again.

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  • skahound
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    Well I'll be a monkey's uncle..will you look at that!

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  • picklemonkey
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    ^ I'd say it's getting close :ROFLMAO:




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  • skahound
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    Originally posted by Yao
    Yeah, when you have a perfect roomie, tell him/her to use a friggin condom or take the pill. There's your solution.
    I don't think Pickle has to worry about knocking up his roommate as they've yet to perfect male pregnancy. But it's definitely something they should be using anyway.

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  • Yao
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    Yeah, when you have a perfect roomie, tell him/her to use a friggin condom or take the pill. There's your solution.

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  • remoh
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    Re: My roommate's girlfriend is pregnant... and I'm drunk ag

    sorry to sound insensitive .....
    but this is the funiest thread ever IMO



    BTW im losing a good roomate too because he got his girl pregnant also...anybody heard of birth control

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  • picklemonkey
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    :ROFLMAO: fuck all y'all. My woman don't never question me, you alls shouldn't either

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  • MJ
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    Originally posted by skahound
    Originally posted by Musical Journey
    with all my friends joining in.
    We're not your friends...we just hate pickle as much as you.
    Thanks :cry:

    Originally posted by skahound
    just kidding PM we love you...but not in the same way you love your roommate.

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  • skahound
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    Originally posted by Musical Journey
    with all my friends joining in.
    We're not your friends...we just hate pickle as much as you.















    Just kidding PM we love you...but not in the same way you love your roommate.

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  • MJ
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    I remember you questioning my sexuality not too long ago Mr Pickles and at the time i said my time would come. Well here it is on a big fat plate with all my friends joining in.

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  • pilot
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    Re: My roommate's girlfriend is pregnant... and I'm drunk ag

    Hey P:
    Did you take that Gay test???

    Just curious. Ive had tons of cool roomates, but I doubt I would ever say those kinds of things about 'em. Maybe you found a type of love that Im not familiar with.

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  • skahound
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    Originally posted by picklemonkey
    I'm not the one that scored 40% on that little test a few days ago
    Nope. You scored a 95.

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  • picklemonkey
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    shiiiit... after living with the other guys that I've lived with over the past few years, it makes a man realize how good things are now. I've been thinking about buying a house, but I still don't want to try to find a new roommate. I definitely (probably) can't afford to buy a house unless I have someone helping me, so who fuckin knows.

    You guys hear one word and suddenly you somehow you turn it all gay... I'm not the one that scored 40% on that little test a few days ago

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  • Morgan
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    Re: My roommate's girlfriend is pregnant... and I'm drunk ag

    Originally posted by Musical Journey
    Sounds to me Pickles that you should be batting for the opposing team. Why don`t you just tell him you love him and put yourself out of your misery. Drunk talk is good honest true talk. :P
    I get the same impression. Pickles you need to declare your feelings and stock up on the old lube. :wink:

    Shite happens though. Maybe in 6 months you'll look back and see it was the best move. Oppertunities pop up from the most unlikely circumstances. Every cloud etc, etc.

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  • GrantT
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    Man, that sucks that you may be a bit more distant from your mate. Here's my story.. take it as you will.

    I have lived with my (female) best friend of 6 years for the last 5 years. About two months ago her boyfriend moved in who's also been a great mate of mine for the last 18 months. Now, when you've got something that 'works' like her and I do you're always loathe to upset the balance. We're cool - why rock the boat? But I decided to go with it... so although change can often be scary - something even better can come out of it.

    You just never know what's around the corner bud. There's a silver lining here somewhere. Trust me.

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