My roommate's girlfriend is pregnant... and I'm drunk again.
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I don't think Pickle has to worry about knocking up his roommate as they've yet to perfect male pregnancy. But it's definitely something they should be using anyway.Originally posted by YaoYeah, when you have a perfect roomie, tell him/her to use a friggin condom or take the pill. There's your solution.
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Yeah, when you have a perfect roomie, tell him/her to use a friggin condom or take the pill. There's your solution.Leave a comment:
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Re: My roommate's girlfriend is pregnant... and I'm drunk ag
sorry to sound insensitive .....
but this is the funiest thread ever IMO
BTW im losing a good roomate too because he got his girl pregnant also...anybody heard of birth control
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:ROFLMAO: fuck all y'all. My woman don't never question me, you alls shouldn't either
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Thanks :cry:Originally posted by skahoundWe're not your friends...we just hate pickle as much as you.Originally posted by Musical Journeywith all my friends joining in.
Originally posted by skahoundjust kidding PM we love you...but not in the same way you love your roommate.
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We're not your friends...we just hate pickle as much as you.Originally posted by Musical Journeywith all my friends joining in.
Just kidding PM we love you...but not in the same way you love your roommate.
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I remember you questioning my sexuality not too long ago Mr Pickles and at the time i said my time would come. Well here it is on a big fat plate with all my friends joining in.
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Re: My roommate's girlfriend is pregnant... and I'm drunk ag
Hey P:
Did you take that Gay test???
Just curious. Ive had tons of cool roomates, but I doubt I would ever say those kinds of things about 'em. Maybe you found a type of love that Im not familiar with.Leave a comment:
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Nope. You scored a 95.Originally posted by picklemonkeyI'm not the one that scored 40% on that little test a few days ago
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shiiiit... after living with the other guys that I've lived with over the past few years, it makes a man realize how good things are now. I've been thinking about buying a house, but I still don't want to try to find a new roommate. I definitely (probably) can't afford to buy a house unless I have someone helping me, so who fuckin knows.
You guys hear one word and suddenly you somehow you turn it all gay... I'm not the one that scored 40% on that little test a few days ago
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Re: My roommate's girlfriend is pregnant... and I'm drunk ag
I get the same impression. Pickles you need to declare your feelings and stock up on the old lube. :wink:Originally posted by Musical JourneySounds to me Pickles that you should be batting for the opposing team. Why don`t you just tell him you love him and put yourself out of your misery. Drunk talk is good honest true talk. :P
Shite happens though. Maybe in 6 months you'll look back and see it was the best move. Oppertunities pop up from the most unlikely circumstances. Every cloud etc, etc.Leave a comment:
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Man, that sucks that you may be a bit more distant from your mate. Here's my story.. take it as you will.
I have lived with my (female) best friend of 6 years for the last 5 years. About two months ago her boyfriend moved in who's also been a great mate of mine for the last 18 months. Now, when you've got something that 'works' like her and I do you're always loathe to upset the balance. We're cool - why rock the boat? But I decided to go with it... so although change can often be scary - something even better can come out of it.
You just never know what's around the corner bud. There's a silver lining here somewhere. Trust me.
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