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  • toasty
    Sir Toastiness
    • Jun 2004
    • 6588
    #1

    Joe the Plumber's Other Set of Pipes

    Just when you thought the election couldn't get any stranger, it does. Joe the Plumber is now trying to parlay his 15 minutes into a recording deal as a country music star:

    http://www.mlive.com/us-politics/ind...ed_for_re.html

    He better hurry, because in another few days, nobody is going to give a flying fig about Joe the Plumber.
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    • Huggie Smiles
      Anyone have Styx livesets?
      • Jun 2004
      • 11847
      #2
      Re: Joe the Plumber's Other Set of Pipes

      i see an alias on its way...........
      ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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        • Steve Graham
          DJ Jelly
          • Jun 2004
          • 12888
          #3
          Re: Joe the Plumber's Other Set of Pipes

          another few days? I dont care about this douche bag now, and if he is going to try to use this to get famous he can take a flying leap

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            • 88Mariner
              My dick is smaller
              • Nov 2006
              • 7128
              #4
              Re: Joe the Plumber's Other Set of Pipes

              i thought this was going to be a title for a porno.

              /disappointed
              you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

              it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

              Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

              ----PEACE-----

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                • speciale
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 3732
                  #5
                  Re: Joe the Plumber's Other Set of Pipes

                  Originally posted by Steve Graham
                  another few days? I dont care about this douche bag now, and if he is going to try to use this to get famous he can take a flying leap
                  I guess you're not a big country music fan
                  Originally posted by Miroslav
                  It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
                  No Soup for You

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                    • Weizy
                      MCast Resident DJ
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 3271
                      #6
                      Re: Joe the Plumber's Other Set of Pipes

                      You would think he would just want to be left alone, but no he has to maximize his short time in the spotlight. WEAK!

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                        • speciale
                          Are you Kidding me??
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 3732
                          #7
                          Re: Joe the Plumber's Other Set of Pipes

                          Originally posted by Weizy
                          You would think he would just want to be left alone, but no he has to maximize his short time in the spotlight. WEAK!

                          better than missing out on an opportunity. The reality is in a few months, no one will remember him. might as well take advantage of it while you can.
                          Originally posted by Miroslav
                          It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
                          No Soup for You

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                            • Steve Graham
                              DJ Jelly
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 12888
                              #8
                              Re: Joe the Plumber's Other Set of Pipes

                              yeah, just like william hung, lol.. me being or not being a cuntry music fan has nothing to do with it

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                                • speciale
                                  Are you Kidding me??
                                  • Dec 2005
                                  • 3732
                                  #9
                                  Re: Joe the Plumber's Other Set of Pipes

                                  Originally posted by Steve Graham
                                  yeah, just like william hung, lol.. me being or not being a cuntry music fan has nothing to do with it
                                  william hung, his 15 minutes of fame probably got him laid. without it, he would be screwed.
                                  Originally posted by Miroslav
                                  It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
                                  No Soup for You

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                                    • Steve Graham
                                      DJ Jelly
                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 12888
                                      #10
                                      Re: Joe the Plumber's Other Set of Pipes

                                      Originally posted by speciale
                                      william hung, his 15 minutes of fame probably got him laid. without it, he would be screwed.
                                      isnt that the same thing? lol

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                                        • BabyMatty4Block
                                          Getting Somewhere
                                          • Sep 2008
                                          • 186
                                          #11
                                          Re: Joe the Plumber's Other Set of Pipes

                                          "He's a complicated guy with a very dynamic personality,”


                                          [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eSJuWgZGYo[/YOUTUBE]


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                                            • speciale
                                              Are you Kidding me??
                                              • Dec 2005
                                              • 3732
                                              #12
                                              Re: Joe the Plumber's Other Set of Pipes

                                              Originally posted by BabyMatty4Block
                                              "He's a complicated guy with a very dynamic personality,”
                                              That could be the title of his first song. "A Vote for Obama is Death to Isreal"
                                              Originally posted by Miroslav
                                              It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
                                              No Soup for You

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                                                • 88Mariner
                                                  My dick is smaller
                                                  • Nov 2006
                                                  • 7128
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Joe the Plumber's Other Set of Pipes

                                                  i'm curious, what is joe the plumbers interest is for israel?

                                                  second, does the security of israel rise above or fall below the best interests of the united states?
                                                  you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                                                  it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                                                  Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                                                  ----PEACE-----

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                                                    • toasty
                                                      Sir Toastiness
                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 6588
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Joe the Plumber's Other Set of Pipes

                                                      Originally posted by BabyMatty4Block
                                                      [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eSJuWgZGYo[/YOUTUBE]
                                                      When you get Shep Smith backpedaling on your behalf, you know you've gone off the deep end...

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                                                        • BabyMatty4Block
                                                          Getting Somewhere
                                                          • Sep 2008
                                                          • 186
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Joe the Plumber's Other Set of Pipes

                                                          Originally posted by speciale
                                                          That could be the title of his first song. "A Vote for Obama is Death to Isreal"

                                                          I heard he does a hearwarming rendition of "It's Midnight in Montana and I Can't Get My Dick Out Of This Cow"

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