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  • 88Mariner
    My dick is smaller
    • Nov 2006
    • 7128
    #1

    best. porn. intro. ever. (sfw)

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4pcY7GC4Ww[/youtube]


    lulz
    you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

    it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

    Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

    ----PEACE-----
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    • tiddles
      Encryption, Jr.
      • Jun 2004
      • 6864
      #2
      Re: best. porn. intro. ever. (sfw)

      lmao

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        • Dhar_2
          meat and potatoes
          • Jun 2004
          • 18980
          #3
          Re: best. porn. intro. ever. (sfw)



          snakes! i'll show u another one!!!

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            • 88Mariner
              My dick is smaller
              • Nov 2006
              • 7128
              #4
              Re: best. porn. intro. ever. (sfw)

              dhar, i think you'd be a great porno actor.
              you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

              it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

              Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

              ----PEACE-----

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                • zeronineteen
                  Gold Gabber
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 623
                  #5
                  Re: best. porn. intro. ever. (sfw)

                  I'm sure that's gonna break sales records.
                  Before you can see the light, you have to deal with the darkness.

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                    • BabyMatty4Block
                      Getting Somewhere
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 186
                      #6
                      Re: best. porn. intro. ever. (sfw)

                      You guys have obviously never seen Nailin' Paylin!

                      [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSbVqQShI0E[/YOUTUBE]

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                        • Dhar_2
                          meat and potatoes
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 18980
                          #7
                          Re: best. porn. intro. ever. (sfw)

                          ^ a plausible reason to take off their clothes???

                          its porno moron!!!

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                            • nick007
                              DUDERZ get a life!!!
                              • Oct 2007
                              • 6099
                              #8
                              Re: best. porn. intro. ever. (sfw)

                              Snakes alive! That was good acting

                              The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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                                • Dhar_2
                                  meat and potatoes
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 18980
                                  #9
                                  Re: best. porn. intro. ever. (sfw)

                                  Originally posted by 88Mariner
                                  dhar, i think you'd be a great porno actor.
                                  well with my one eyed trouser snake!

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                                    • i!!ustrious
                                      I got some N64 Games Yo!!
                                      • Mar 2008
                                      • 12312
                                      #10
                                      Re: best. porn. intro. ever. (sfw)

                                      kakakaka hilarious.

                                      Originally posted by 88Mariner
                                      [youtube]F4pcY7GC4Ww[/youtube]


                                      lulz

                                      (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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                                        • Taylor Norris
                                          Platinum Poster
                                          • Oct 2005
                                          • 1376
                                          #11
                                          Re: best. porn. intro. ever. (sfw)

                                          www.awesome.lol

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                                            • fsukimg
                                              Fresh Peossy
                                              • Nov 2008
                                              • 10
                                              #12
                                              Re: best. porn. intro. ever. (sfw)

                                              lmfao That will cheer up your day

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