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  • DreamGirlie
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 2138

    #16
    i think my mom is bi. it kinda creeps me out a bit. dont ask how i know this bout her but trust me its somwething you never want to know about a parent.

    <3 incest...noone fucks me better than my brother.


    wait, i dont have a brother
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    • skahound
      Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
      • Jun 2004
      • 11418

      #17
      <changes name to DreamSkahound>
      A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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      • DreamGirlie
        Platinum Poster
        • Jun 2004
        • 2138

        #18
        i dont get it.

        fuck, wat happened to my new avatar
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        • skahound
          Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
          • Jun 2004
          • 11418

          #19
          Originally posted by DreamGirlie
          wait, i dont have a brother
          Get it now?
          A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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          • picklemonkey
            Double hoodie beer monster
            • Jun 2004
            • 15380

            #20


            btw ska... this other thread is fucking hilarious

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            • skahound
              Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
              • Jun 2004
              • 11418

              #21
              I agree!
              A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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              • DreamGirlie
                Platinum Poster
                • Jun 2004
                • 2138

                #22
                oooh. hahaha.

                werd.
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                • skahound
                  Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 11418

                  #23
                  A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                  • FM
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                    • Jun 2004
                    • 5367

                    #24
                    I think Dream can have many brothers on here...
                    FM

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                    • MJ
                      Here since 2002
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 6563

                      #25
                      Re: 50th birthday ideas

                      If she`s quite an adventurous why not give her one of thses for her birthday, my bet is she wouldn`t forget that birthday for quite some time

                      mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



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                      • Jibgolly
                        Vortexuralizor
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 20806

                        #26
                        might kill her dude. bad suggestion.
                        that is unless, she is the adventurous type.

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                        • DreamGirlie
                          Platinum Poster
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 2138

                          #27
                          no way. she would never! lol nor would i.
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                          • nbpgt
                            Platinum Poster
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 1045

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Balanc3
                            ahhh the big one. Send her on a cruise, old women seem to like that.
                            or a tour trip to yosemite or the sequoiya forest to remind her how old hse will be.. haha.. no solid ideas outta me.

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                            • TomTom
                              Paging Doctor Weeds...we have a shortage on 1st St.
                              • May 2002
                              • 16219

                              #29
                              Be her servant for one day...make breakfast, clean the House and make a huge dinner with something you know she likes..nothing better than kids cooking for their parents.

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                              • picklemonkey
                                Double hoodie beer monster
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 15380

                                #30
                                man, if I ever get a 21-year-old female servant for a day she'd definitely be working the full 24hours... if only

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