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  • MJDub
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Jun 2004
    • 2767
    #1

    For a Good LOL This Morning

    http://quarterlifehalfway.ytmnd.com/

    This guy Peter Chimaera writes the dumbest fanfiction ever, and people have hijacked them to do hilarious dramatic readings of them exactly as they are typed. Enjoy.
    http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

    You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

    "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."
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    • nick007
      DUDERZ get a life!!!
      • Oct 2007
      • 6099
      #2
      Re: For a Good LOL This Morning

      Classic!

      The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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        • lilsensa
          DUDERZ get a life!!!
          • Jun 2004
          • 6682
          #3
          Re: For a Good LOL This Morning

          LMAO @ "smitheroons"
          RIP ~ Steve James







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            • MJDub
              Are you Kidding me??
              • Jun 2004
              • 2767
              #4
              Re: For a Good LOL This Morning

              I ROFL at "THEY REVOCER TEH ISOTROPE BUT THEY DON'T" every time.
              http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

              You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

              "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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                • TheMightyGreg
                  Editor Shmeditor
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 1362
                  #5
                  Re: For a Good LOL This Morning

                  I have no fucking clue what that is but I haven't laughed like that for quite some time
                  Catch my bi-monthly show on UB Radio

                  http://www.ubradio.net/djs/greg-sawyer-99?sort=7

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                    • onique
                      Getting warmed up
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 51
                      #6
                      Re: For a Good LOL This Morning

                      The only way this gets better is he is leaning over an asian squatter with his face in the hole puking...

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                        • TheMightyGreg
                          Editor Shmeditor
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 1362
                          #7
                          Re: For a Good LOL This Morning

                          ^
                          Catch my bi-monthly show on UB Radio

                          http://www.ubradio.net/djs/greg-sawyer-99?sort=7

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                            • tiddles
                              Encryption, Jr.
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 6864
                              #8
                              Re: For a Good LOL This Morning

                              colon open parenthesis!

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                                • res0nat0r
                                  Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                                  • May 2006
                                  • 14477
                                  #9
                                  Re: For a Good LOL This Morning

                                  this is funny just because it is so stupid

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                                    • MJDub
                                      Are you Kidding me??
                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 2767
                                      #10
                                      Re: For a Good LOL This Morning

                                      LOL here's another awesome dramatic reading of one of his other dumb stories: http://explosionedafire.ytmnd.com/

                                      http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

                                      You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                                      "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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                                        • i!!ustrious
                                          I got some N64 Games Yo!!
                                          • Mar 2008
                                          • 12312
                                          #11
                                          Re: For a Good LOL This Morning

                                          oh shit that' a good one
                                          (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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