FFS

[MJ]

I'm sure putting down a bunch of stellas should drown em out and if that doesn't work at least when your done you shouldn't care anymore.

Well i`ve started doing just that :wink: I`ll keep you posted.

[rubyraks]

and you're so excited to start you had to post it twice too!

[ian]

Best cure for hiccups is to drink the milk of an alpine goat mixed with the juice of half a pomegranate. After drinking, get you wife to give you a good thrashing with birch twigs (must be freshly cut) then take three good deep breaths and you should be cured.

[MJ]

^^ LMFAO

I`ll give anything a go, and i like the sound of being thrashed with birch twigs(must be freshly cut).

[jeffrey collins]

try belching. that's what I do and it usually helps.

[MJ]

This is seriously not funny any more.

I get up this morning and have some breakfast with a nice coffEe. I then light up a cig and whats the first thing i do when i inhale the first time....

FUCKIN HICCUP!

[ubiqe]

Now you have your answer - stop smoking!

[MJ]

Now you have your answer - stop smoking!

It does seem that every time i smoke a cig lately i get hiccups so may be you`re right, i should quit.... but thats not easy.

[lmmadic]

Well i`ve tried most things you lot have said, even the one sightless sent me in a pm :? but none seem to work. I`ve now had them six times since this morning and the funny thing is...... my mrs has just had then too. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha .

Its tough trying to smoke a cig when you have hiccups, i end up almost coughing myself to death!

P.S tiddles.... go fuck yourself :P

i only have the hiccups when i smoke, it's terrible. i have it for a month now.
and ONLY when i smoke.
i'm thinking about quitting smoking

[influx]

this works everyrtime too... hold your breath until (now here is the important part) until everything goes black.

[Hos]

try to lick your elbow

[mmglobal]

this works everyrtime too... hold your breath until (now here is the important part) until everything goes black.

That's what works for me too.

Doesn't it hurt to hiccup when you're inhaling smoke? Sounds painful.

[ian]

try to lick your elbow

and once you've achieved that - try licking your ear.

[MJ]

try to lick your elbow

and once you've achieved that - try licking your ear.

Someone once said to me "The only thing you should ever put in your ear is your elbow" :?

[Morgan]

I find a large line of coke usually does the trick!