Arrrgggghhhh!!!!

[unrecogniseduser]

I have just managed to melt a Silver crystal worth about 600 quid (1000 dollars) with an electron beam heater . My PhD supervisor is gonna be fucked off with me when he gets my email tomorrow. I fuckin hate physics I need cheering up, someone tell me a joke or something

[Garrick]

how/why the fuck did you do that?


stupid humor:
1) When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for. Then he spread the animal-shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter.
"What are you doing?" his mom asked. "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained."I'm looking for the seal."

2) Daddy, daddy... Why is it that everyone calls me stupid?
- I don't know kid; I am not your daddy.

[skahound]

Sounds like some sort of science fiction movie you're talking about. Just write a script, make a million dollars, and replace the crystal. Shouldn't be that hard.

[Huggie Smiles]

try the whack your boss thread??

[unrecogniseduser]

i may have evaporated silver onto some sensitive kit too, this just gets better and better

[Jenks]

sheesh, EVERYone knows not to use an electron beam heater on silver crystal. What were you thinking?

i leave my electron beam heater at home, and shit like this doesn't happen.

[Jibgolly]

but if it evaporated, isnt it gone?

[picklemonkey]

maybe you should go back and evaporate the crystal and just play stupid when he asks where it went

[Jenks]

The supervisor won't say shit as long as you've got an Electron Beam Heater in your hand.

[unrecogniseduser]

its not as cool as it sounds, believe me. The crystal melted, but a small amount evaporates and condenses on the first thing it touches = bad for anything near it that can't be coated in silver.
Can't play dumb, i gotta just take whatever shit comes of it. It's bad for me, I needed this work for my thesis :cry:

[palmer]

what were you supposed to be doing?

[skahound]

Inventing a time machine?

[Garrick]

maybe you can change your thesis to "how to evaporate silver"...

[skahound]

^

[Yao]

Set the whole laboratory on fire, erase your tracks...? (Like, accidentally dropping a pound of natrium in water or something like that)