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    Shanghai ooompa loompa
    • Jul 2004
    • 20916

    Self-chilling Beer Can



    Miller beer to be first to use (Cold Can) Technology


    The beer can is in for a technology makeover that will shake-up the beverage industry, and it?s being brought to you by a company called Tempra Technology, which has ambitious plans for their cold can technology.

    The specially modified cans use proprietary engineering to create a temperature drop that will reduce the I.C. Can contents by a minimum of 30? Fahrenheit in just three minutes. When activated, the all natural desiccant contained within a vacuum draws the heat from the beverage through the evaporator into an insulated heat-sink container. It is this patented vacuum-power which lowers the temperature so dramatically and quickly, leaving the beverage inside cold.

    The I.C. Technology is 100% safe non-toxic and environmentally benign, because the whole process is the driven by the simple physics of water evaporation.

    The average American drinks 22 Gallons of beer annually, and even though this product would demand a large price premium over a traditional can, the convenience factor and bragging rights would make this a must have item. Camping and fishing will drive
    the initial sales, and as volumes increase more and
    more uses will be found.

    Expect the first cans to show up on store shelves in mid-2007.


    i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

    Originally posted by Hoff
    a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.
  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13440

    #2
    Re: Self-chilling Beer Can

    One fatal flaw in the design though....

    Miller isn't beer, it's dishwash water with foam on



    imo

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    • geoffgulley
      Platinum Poster
      • Apr 2005
      • 2002

      #3
      Re: Self-chilling Beer Can

      ^^ thank you........ and you're being generous.
      "only dead fish swim with the stream..." Malcolm Muggeridge





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      • FM
        Wooooooo!
        • Jun 2004
        • 5367

        #4
        Re: Self-chilling Beer Can

        aren't the freaking aluminum pints enough? Great more fucking waste to "keep beer cold"

        good old fashioned freezer imo
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        • tsesan
          Getting Somewhere
          • Mar 2006
          • 139

          #5
          Re: Self-chilling Beer Can

          If you want to chill beer fast, add some salt to your water/ice mixture...

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          • KinKyJ
            Platinum Poser
            • Jun 2004
            • 13440

            #6
            Re: Self-chilling Beer Can

            Originally posted by tsesan
            If you want to chill beer fast, add some salt to your water/ice mixture...
            *blows a snot rocket into his pint* Like this?

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            • palmer
              Retired or Simply Important
              • Jun 2004
              • 5388

              #7
              Re: Self-chilling Beer Can

              I just waxed six asahi. They were warm.
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              • Kinetic
                Platinum Poster
                • Jun 2004
                • 2228

                #8
                Re: Self-chilling Beer Can

                Now THIS is the best thing since sliced bread!
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                • feather
                  Shanghai ooompa loompa
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 20916

                  #9
                  Re: Self-chilling Beer Can

                  Originally posted by tsesan
                  If you want to chill beer fast, add some salt to your water/ice mixture...
                  And drink FLAT, cold beer?

                  i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                  Originally posted by Hoff
                  a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                  Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                  Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                  I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                  • Dhar_2
                    meat and potatoes
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 18978

                    #10
                    Re: Self-chilling Beer Can



                    Genius!!

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                    • AntonyM
                      DUDERZ get a life!!!
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 6412

                      #11
                      Re: Self-chilling Beer Can

                      Drank about 20 of those tonight
                      Whats up
                      Originally posted by Shpira
                      So came back last night...
                      Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                      All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                      Originally posted by Illuminate
                      Let me get this straight.

                      So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                      1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                      2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                      3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                      4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                      Am I close here?

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                      • Jenks
                        I'm kind of a big deal.
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 10254

                        #12
                        Re: Self-chilling Beer Can

                        Never had a problem with beer getting warm.

                        Do have a problem with beer being empty.

                        Build me a can that refills itself.

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                        • KinKyJ
                          Platinum Poser
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 13440

                          #13
                          Re: Self-chilling Beer Can

                          Originally posted by Jenks
                          Never had a problem with beer getting warm.

                          Do have a problem with beer being empty.

                          Build me a can that refills itself.
                          beta version:



                          Still needs some fine tuning tho'

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                          • KinKyJ
                            Platinum Poser
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 13440

                            #14
                            Re: Self-chilling Beer Can

                            beta version 2.0:



                            Some bugs have been solved...

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                            • Balanc3
                              Platinum Poster
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 1278

                              #15
                              Re: Self-chilling Beer Can

                              Originally posted by palmer
                              I just waxed six asahi. They were warm.
                              The 16oz. Asahi is one of my favourite beers. Brewed by Molson, but I don't mind...

                              Duvel is like wine, thick, very hard to swallow, but after two it doesn't matter. La Fin Du Monde is on the lighter side, however I like most heavy 22oz Belgium ales (esp. the 9% ones). If it has a cork in the top, you gonna be a happy drunk!












                              (fcuk miller and every other piss-american domestic beer, no exceptions).
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