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  • Lorn
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    Make sure you give her the money. If she doesn't get enough over the years she might just change her mind about things.

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  • KinKyJ
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    Originally posted by FM
    ^^yep. couple of slip-ups and you're done
    It's like a testosterone treatment versus psychological castration, yeah. Erzina might be the only person on the planet I've ever confessed my biggest fears and weaknesses to, but landing your face on the pavement while your eight years younger girl is watching from her bitch throne... Nah, I'd rather have mini me caught in my zipper instead

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  • Lorn
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    Originally posted by KinKyJ
    ^^^ nope, you don't. You speak two languages: English and bad English
    lol...I try to stay away from the bad english.

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  • Huggie Smiles
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    Originally posted by Lorn
    Speaking more than one language sure is a benefit. Being an American I unfortunately only speak one language.
    and even then you spell half the words wrong

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  • FM
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    ^^yep. couple of slip-ups and you're done

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  • KinKyJ
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    ^^^ nope, you don't. You speak two languages: English and bad English

    Yup, I thought I could impress her by mentioning I speak 5 languages. Turned out to be a cold shower since back then she was already at 6. I don't know how she pulls it off, but she picks these things up with incredible ease. Imagine that she learnt Spanish just by watching some lame soap opera on Macedonian TV

    I might bullshit a lot about her boobs, but it's actually her mind which attracts me the most. An intelligent and ambitious woman is sexy as hell and keeps you sharp as a man...

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  • Lorn
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    7 Languages in total?! Wow. Impressive.

    Speaking more than one language sure is a benefit. Being an American I unfortunately only speak one language.

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  • KinKyJ
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    Erm Adam, where's the link with Chinese condoms?

    Originally posted by Lorn
    Ah. Yea. She want to be a teacher in the end or something else?
    Well, she's already working as a teacher English at the university for Level 1 students (level 1 meaning that they even don't know how to ask for a beer in English) and she likes it. So chances are she'll go for a job as teacher here in Belgium as well. Would be nice given the interesting working hours and the holidays. But she's going to take a master in European Studies at the Catholic University of Leuven when she comes here, so that might push her towards the European institutions in Brussels or NATO, especially because she speaks 4 Balkan languages and 7 languages in total. The latter would be great in terms of income.

    Ah we'll see, the kid is bloody ambitious, so she might even get the idea to do a coup in Belgium and install a dicatorship, hahahahahaha!

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  • Lorn
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    Originally posted by KinKyJ

    Nah, she studies English Language & Literature at the SEE University. 93% global average... crazy!

    Ah. Yea. She want to be a teacher in the end or something else?

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  • picklemonkey
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    a recent Max Graham blog

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  • KinKyJ
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    Originally posted by Lrn
    bs in belgium wafflology
    LMAO! Mamory aerodynamics could be an option too

    Nah, she studies English Language & Literature at the SEE University. 93% global average... crazy!

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  • DancingQueen
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    Well when I read this I thought the title said you were laid off, so glad that wasn't the case.

    I used to hate being away from Chris and we were only 2hrs apart, but we live together now, so it's much better

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  • Lorn
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    lol!

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  • Lrn
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    bs in belgium wafflology

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  • Lorn
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    Originally posted by KinKyJ
    Ah well, she'll graduate next summer and then she moves to Belgium permanently. Can't wait for that

    What is her major?

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