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None set yet. Maybe a little info on the side: it's more of an Albanian interpretation of getting engaged. In the West when people get engaged they usually set a date for a wedding. Albos just see it as being "more than just boy- and girlfriend." Or like they express it: touch my girl and get you get to choose where I shoot you first. Yes, a friendly peace lovin' people indeed
Make sure you give her the money. If she doesn't get enough over the years she might just change her mind about things.
No way! As soon as she arrives at the airport, I'm taking her passport, visum, cellphone, cash, credit card and whatever valuables she has on her. I think that's more humane than chaining her to the stove. After all I'm not an animal, now am I?
To be honest, she doesn't want to take any money from me even though her parents have cut off the money supply when they found out about us. Albanian girls (in general) have a tendancy to leech their boyfriends dry and she wants to avoid me getting that impression from her.
Anyway, it sometimes leads to funny situations. For example, I always leave my left over Macedonian money with her cuz she needs it more than me anyhow. Since hiding the bills under her pillow is a trick that doesn't work anymore, I had tucked it in one of her bras in her lingerie drawer. She was pretty ticked off when she found the money...
She: "You just HAD to put the money there, didn't you?"
Me: "Well dah, isn't that obvious? Your bras can hold more than your thongs."
She: "I'm talking about the fact that you left money again, you idiot!"
Me: "And NOW she tells me she wasn't going to charge me for her services... Damn you Balkan prostitutes!"
She: "Ye well, I'm your number one prostitute, am I not? Special customer treatment baby."
Me: "Do you have a frequent flyer programme too?"
She: "Don't push it, selak..." (Albanian for peasant)
Me: "Hokey lavire e vog?l ime..." (Albanian for my little slut)
Don't you just love it when your partner is equally fucked in the head?
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if she wasn't taken and so far away...
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