Yo lard ass

[KinKyJ]

I rather look funny in red swimming trunks than fat in scrubs

Yes Seaner, I'm talking to you Mr Triple Chin

[picklemonkey]

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Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today. I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire."



The second friend agrees and hikes south.

The first man hikes north. That night over dinner, the first man tells his story. "Today I

hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate

lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and

dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were

filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead.

How was your day?"



The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of

railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman

tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks,

and we had sex in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so

tired I could barely move, I came back to camp."

"Wow" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine.

Did you get a blow job, too?"

"Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I couldn't find her head."

[Kat]

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ugghhh

damn I didnt expect that

[AndyH]

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ugghhh

damn I didnt expect that

+1

[Miguel]

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jajajjaja ..... fel like going out and about

[thesightless]

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LMAO......took me a minute. dude. you might just win the hasselhoff baywatch lookalike contest.

[AndyH]

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Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get
me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two
stunning 19 year old twin
daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
"Fook off you liar!".
"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?!"

[Kat]

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^^hehe good one

[hulkhuss]

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Sick Day...

Not Come To Work

Hung Chow calls work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick.

I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.

When I feel like that I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.

That makes me feel better and I can go to work then. You should try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again,

"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great.

I be at work soon. You got nice house."

[BSully828]

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Three guys get hired to work a construction job - a Russian guy, a Irish guy and a Chinese guy.

Foreman meets them on the first day and says, "Russian guy, you mix the cement, Irish guy you lay the bricks, Chinese guy you're in charge of supplies. See you this afternoon."

Forman comes back at the end of the day and sees nothing has been done, the bricks and cement bags are still in the same pile they were that morning.

"What the hell did you guys do all day? Russian guy - why isn't the cement mixed? Irish guy, you haven't even touched the bricks and where the hell is Chinese guy??"

Just then the Chinese guy jumps out from behind the pile of stuff and yells, "SUPPLIES!!"



....I'm sorry, I'll be leaving now...

[KinKyJ]

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LMAO......took me a minute. dude. you might just win the hasselhoff baywatch lookalike contest.

hehehehe bring on them bikini sluts

[thesightless]

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kinky J,




the hoff.


this might actually beat out the gorilla pic i found.

[KinKyJ]

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beats oakie as well if you ask me

[GLD]

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Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.

His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

Oh, Bill, you didn't" she exclaimed.

Yes, I did." he replied.

My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

Oh...she got fired too."

[AndyH]

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^^^ Excellent