Yo lard ass

[KinKyJ]

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What's the difference between Santa and the Jews?














Santa goes down the chimney

[GLD]

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good lord, that one was wrong

[KinKyJ]

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^^^ I have a right to make that kind of jokes: my grandfather died in a nazi concentration camp...







... when he fell off a watchtower while on duty

[GLD]

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[rainman]

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^^^ I have a right to make that kind of jokes: my grandfather died in a nazi concentration camp...







... when he fell off a watchtower while on duty

[hulkhuss]

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FEMALE COMPASSION
>>>
>>> A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach ... he had no arms
>>> and
>>> no
>>> legs.
>>>
>>> Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
>>>
>>> The first woman said, "Have you ever had a hug?"
>>> The man said "No," so she
>>> gave him a hug and walked on.
>>>
>>> The second woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
>>> T he man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
>>>
>>> The third woman walked over to him and whispered in his ear,
>>> "Have
>>> you
>>> ever been f****d?"
>>> The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No!"
>>>
>>> She said, "You will be when the tide comes in."

[KinKyJ]

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^^^ on a related note: why did god give women legs?









Hey, it's already gross enough that snails leave trails.

[threehills]

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^^^ on a related note: why did god give women legs?

To get from the kitchen to the bedroom.

[threehills]

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Q:Whats brown and knocks on the window?
A: a baby in a microwave

Q: whats red and white and screams?
A: a peel baby in a bag of salt.

Q: Whats red and white and sits in the corner?
A: a baby with a fork in its eye.

Q: whats green and sits in the corner?
A: Same baby two months later.

[speciale]

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^^^ I have a right to make that kind of jokes: my grandfather died in a nazi concentration camp...







... when he fell off a watchtower while on duty

[Lrn]

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how do you make a dead baby float?
one can rootbeer two scoops dead baby

[Lrn]

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall?
depends how hard you throw them

[speciale]

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A guy from Quebec and a guy from Ontario are fighting over a lantern when a genie pops out and grants them each one wish.

The Quebecer says, "I want a wall around Quebec to protect my culture. Make it about 150 feet high, so nothing can get in or out."

"It is done," says the genie, turning to the other guy. "And your wish?"

The guy from Ontario smiles and says, "Fill it with water."

[rainman]

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[quote=KinKyJ;410223]^^^ on a related note: why did god give women legs?quote]

so their feet wouldnt smell like pussy.

[Miguel]

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^^^^ what ??