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  • skahound
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    Tyrone Jenkins
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  • pilot
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    I think its a thing that mostly guys do. Ive asked a few chicks and they think its completly stupid. Some of the best entertainment avail if you ask me. In high school we had a friend that worked as a T.A. in the front office and everytime he was in there he would announce a pro sports players name over the P.A. system for them to come to the front office. haha. it was awesome! But the catch was it wasnt some player that was well known like Barry Sanders or John Elway. It was some under the radar player. I remember "Mookie Wilson, please come to the front office."

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  • hulkhuss
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    Y funny stuff
    I remeber getting busted drinking in the dorms at college so I acted like I was a visitor and gave a fake name and social and used my buddys address cuz they were gonna send my parents a letter since i was 18, also i said i left my ID at home, then a few minutes later the security guard asked me to repeat the ssn so luckily i remebered it and they let me go
    i was loaded too

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  • thesightless
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    dude, i do this alot.

    i went to a merrill lynch christmas party at the W hotel in NYC for my friend and they put us up there. we got trashed and i was "bryan maloney" a stress engineer for boeing aircraft.... we had the crowd howling

    and often, i drop jimmy madden at local bars. when you and a friend are pulling bullshit, it can be histerical if you are on the same page.

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  • peloquin
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    "dominik kruger"

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  • SyntaxTerror
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    I got a piece of spam mail the other day at work from Buster McThunderstick.

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  • demonAfro
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    Dr. Keneth Noisewater

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  • KinKyJ
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    Originally posted by pilot
    K. So I met a girl over the weekend and like alot of girls I meet, I gave her a fake name. We (my friends and I) do this cause the chances of us ever hooking back up with the chick is slim not to mention its a game we play to see who has the most creative name. Anyways, I dipped way down and grabbed my Barry Abernathy..great name of course taken from Beerfest.
    A few other notables:

    Mr. Underhill
    Bob Phrapples
    John Cocktoastin
    Peter Lemonjello
    "We can't score a bird, so we play a game..." Mmmkay, so what do you and your mates do with sex? Play together too?

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  • MusicJatt
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    schackleford, Rusty Shackleford

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  • SyntaxTerror
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    LOL a few years back I went to a mate's 21st, and a bunch of us decided to go as pirates.

    Anyway, I met this cute little Swedish girl there, she'd been living in Aus for about 6 months, her English wasn't the best.

    Anyway, we were hitting it off (me still dressed as a pirate, I had a hook and all), and she asked me my name - I told her it was Captain Redbeard.

    Anyway, it was time to go home and we exchanged numbers, and at that stage she asked how to spell Captain Redbeard to put in her phone, the whole time she thought I was serious that it was my name. Totally didn't get the joke either.

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  • pilot
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    whats your fake name?

    K. So I met a girl over the weekend and like alot of girls I meet, I gave her a fake name. We (my friends and I) do this cause the chances of us ever hooking back up with the chick is slim not to mention its a game we play to see who has the most creative name. Anyways, I dipped way down and grabbed my Barry Abernathy..great name of course taken from Beerfest.
    A few other notables:

    Mr. Underhill
    Bob Phrapples
    John Cocktoastin
    Peter Lemonjello
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