A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

[Micko]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

Paddy & Mick are driving down the road and Paddy says, "Look at that flock of cows over there...".
Mick says, "Herd of cows you fucking dick".
Paddy says, "Of course I've heard of cows, there's a flock of them over there!"

[Huggie Smiles]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

"Iceland go bankrupt, then manage to set their island on fire. It has insurance scam written all over it" - Andy Loughran


hahaha

[Kamal]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

Lmfao

[Huggie Smiles]

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Did you hear about the Irish Exorcism …

The Mother had to call in the Devil to get the Priest out of her Son ...

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

Paddy & Mick are driving down the road and Paddy says, "Look at that flock of cows over there...".
Mick says, "Herd of cows you fucking dick".
Paddy says, "Of course I've heard of cows, there's a flock of them over there!"

[i!!ustrious]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

nice one poults lol

[Huggie Smiles]

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^^^^^ hahahaha

[poults]

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Whats the difference between Cheryl Cole and the Icelandic volcano?

The volcanos still blowing ash!

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

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A woman who was beaten black and blue, goes to the doctor.

Doctor: What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk, he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. Whenever your husband
comes home inebriated, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start
swishing it around in your mouth....just swish and swish until he
Goes to bed."

Two weeks later she returns to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh
again.

Woman: "Doc, That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came
home drunk, I swished with chamomile tea and nothing happened."

Doctor: "You see how much it helps when you keep your mouth shut!"

[ace_dl]

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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and
engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to
them ignores them at first,but her attention is galvanized
when she hears one of them say the following:

'Emma come First..
Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this any more, 'You
foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig.' She retorted
indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud
in public places about our sex lives.'

'Hey, coola downa lady, ' said the man.. 'Who
talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin my frienda
how to spell....... .. ......... . Mississippi .

I bet you're gonna read this
again!?*

[Kamal]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

wots the difference between a wachine machine and a woman?
you dont have to hug a washing machine when you put a load in it!!

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

an irish girl goes to the doctor+asks for the pill.
doctor says 'you are already 6 months pregnant!'
she says 'i know paddys found another hole and i dont want a hump on my back as well!'

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

wots the difference between a wachine machine and a woman?
you dont have to hug a washing machine when you put a load in it!!

[Huggie Smiles]

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taxi for Gavin

[nick007]

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^I agree with you for a change