What's the worst search you've gotten before going into a club?

[Jay Fury]

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^^^and ex should be legal - amen!!!

Make up your mind dude. First your all preaching about how we are mad because we are all doing drugs, now your talkin about legalizing X. Your a shit stabbing tool. The truth is, your just mad because the "Jig is up".... Everyone knows it was YOU at Pacha searching all the guys who went to see a show... I heard that you had your own line set up so you could fondle the privates of all the patrons. Somehow I ended up in your line the night of the Diamonds tour, and entered the club feeling violated and raped after you gave me what you call a search. Plus when you were searching me.... was it REALLY necessarry to whisper in my ear that you would be "Twinking Out" in the upstairs bathroom if I knew any takers?

[TomTom]

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The worst entry and search I have ever gone through was in a club in Frankfurt looong time ago called Music Hall which does not exist anymore. They had ONE door where only 1 visitor could go through at once and outside were about 3,000 people waiting for Ministry to play a live concert. Everything got delayed and I have waited 1 and 1/2 hours till I was finally at the door. By that time, I drove a bike and wore biker boots. The security guys obviously thought I have a knife in my boots or whatever so they asked me to put BOTH boots off in front of them.

I first thought it was a joke because I have talked briefly with the security guy in advance and we swapped silly jokes but when I started laughing thinking he is joking he directly called for reenforcement which speeded things up on my side. It took some time to get the boots off though and the crowd behind me was mad as fuck because the wait was even longer and all I heard in front was the security guy's commands andd seeing them checking if I make any trouble and in the back I had the booing crowd. Awesome way to start a concert! The night ended as it started..some guys started a fight and police emptied the club in 5 mins before Ministy was over.

[zeronineteen]

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pretty stupid IMO...they are just doing their job. All of you or most of you do drugs and then u complain about being searched...well guess what bouncers are there (at least in theory) to try and stop you from bringing in drugs to the club.
Its like coming to the air port with a T-Shirt "I love Bin Laden" and complaining about being searched.

Did I say anything about drugs? NO. I am not complaining about getting
searched. However, I am complaining about getting my fucking nuts grabbed and yanked on! Guess what? Don't accuse me of something I don't do or anyone else for that matter. I know the bouncers are just doing their job, but they don't need to fucking squeeze someones fucking nut sack. You're not complaining because you probably like it!

[Shpira]

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^^^and ex should be legal - amen!!!

[threehills]

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MJ has it in a nutshell. Searches and patdowns at the door should be for weapons not for drugs.

[day_for_night]

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Arc in NY.

agreed. i distinctly remember hands being all over my fun zone.

[Dhar_2]

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i've had the bouncers give me back my drugs at turnmills.

they didnt believe me it was for personal use, but they gave em back anyway. so fair play to them. wouldnt let me in mind.

so i went and lost my head at the End!!!

[MJ]

Re: What's the worst search you've gotten before going into a club?

pretty stupid IMO...they are just doing their job. All of you or most of you do drugs and then u complain about being searched...well guess what bouncers are there (at least in theory) to try and stop you from bringing in drugs to the club.
Its like coming to the air port with a T-Shirt "I love Bin Laden" and complaining about being searched.

This may be true in a minority of clubs but the sad truth is that most door men are power ego drug dealing wannabe's. I used to go to a club in Sheffield in the late 80's early 90's, this club became my second home, so much so that I got to know the owners. It was quite abvious that the door men were not only there to search people for drugs, but then the drugs they did find they then proceeded to sell them back to the people they took them off in the first place (This was done by runners, not the door men themselves)

Regardless of what you put in place to stop people taking drugs in night clubs.. people are still going to take drugs in night clubs. If you totaly eradicate drugs from clubs then the majority of clubs aren't going to have any one in them.In my opinion, don't employ a door man/women to search every person that enters a club, it's a waste of time. Employ some undercover door men to find out who is dealing in the club instead. Anyone caught dealing in a club deserves to be shot for their stupidity.

[Jenks]

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Arc in NY.

[Dhar_2]

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pretty stupid IMO...they are just doing their job. All of you or most of you do drugs and then u complain about being searched...well guess what bouncers are there (at least in theory) to try and stop you from bringing in drugs to the club.
Its like coming to the air port with a T-Shirt "I love Bin Laden" and complaining about being searched.

no one said anything about drugs!

its just the way bouncers treat you. regardless of drugs or not. its not even a problem about being searched. (obviously it becomes a bit of pisstake when it gets to discrimination because of the way u look)

[Kamal]

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..... the guy proceeds to grab my balls and yanked them so hard! He did the same thing to my friend too! He should have at least taken us out to dinner first!

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[fabric8]

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1015 Folsom in SF a couple summers back, a muscle bound flamer at the door practically doing prostate exams

[Shpira]

Re: What's the worst search you've gotten before going into a club?

pretty stupid IMO...they are just doing their job. All of you or most of you do drugs and then u complain about being searched...well guess what bouncers are there (at least in theory) to try and stop you from bringing in drugs to the club.
Its like coming to the air port with a T-Shirt "I love Bin Laden" and complaining about being searched.

[res0nat0r]

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[Dhar_2]

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i hate this sort of shit!!

i always get the full going over. clubs, airports, the lot.

i guess i look shifty. or maybe its because i'm indian. but everyone thinks i'm upto no good.

it really takes the shine of a good night. when the bouncers act like the undereducated neanderthals they seem to be.