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  • shosh
    Banned
    • Jun 2004
    • 4673
    #31
    Re: shit was so cash

    who sent this to me lol? i went to my CP to change my sig and saw this.

    shit was so cash July 30, 2008 06:19:46 PM stupid ass thread dickhead
    Last edited by shosh; July 31, 2008, 04:48:27 PM.

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      • res0nat0r
        Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
        • May 2006
        • 14477
        #32
        Re: shit was so cash

        good time to bring up hotchickswithdouchebags.com

        Hot Chicks with Douchebags
        http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
        Pictures of Hot Chicks with Total and Complete Douchebags. With Commentary.

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          • MJDub
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Jun 2004
            • 2767
            #33
            Re: shit was so cash

            Originally posted by shosh



            Έι, πούστρες,
            Με λένε Λεωνίδα, και σας μισώ όλους. Είστε όλοι ένα μάτσο χοντροί, καθυστερημένοι άζωοι που περνάτε κάθε δευτερόλεπτο της ημέρας σας κοιτάζοντας μαλακίες εικόνες. Είστε ότι κακό σε αυτόν τον κόσμο. Ειλικρινά, έχει γαμήσει ποτέ κανένας σας; Θέλω να πω, έχει πλάκα να κοροιδεύετε τον κόσμο λόγω των δικών σας ανασφαλειών, αλλά αυτό ξεπερνάει τα όρια. Αυτό είναι χειρότερο και απ' το να τραβάς μαλακία στις εικόνες του Facebook.
            Μην κολώνετε. Πείτε μου ό,τι γουστάρετε. Είμαι σχεδόν τέλειος. Ήμουν αρχηγός της ομάδας του ποδοσφαίρου, και βασικός στην ομάδα του μπάσκετ. Τι άλλα σπορ παίζετε, εκτός από το "τραβάω μαλακία με ζωγραφισμένες γιαπωνέζες"; Επίσης παίρνω συνεχώς εικοσάρια, και έχω μία καυτή γκομενάρα (μόλις μου πήρε πίπα -ΠΟΛΥ γαμάτο). Είστε όλοι πούστηδες που πρέπει να αυτοκτονήσετε. Ευχαριστώ που με ακούσατε.
            Σχετική η εικόνα: είμαι εγώ με την σκύλα μου.
            What's that say?
            http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

            You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

            "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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              • shosh
                Banned
                • Jun 2004
                • 4673
                #34
                Re: shit was so cash

                Originally posted by MJDub
                What's that say?
                oh it was greek... looks like your browser couldnt read those fonts.

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                  • BSully828
                    Platinum Poster
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 1221
                    #35
                    Re: shit was so cash

                    Originally posted by MJDub
                    What's that say?
                    "Sparta is so CAAAAAAASH!!!!"
                    Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not;
                    a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

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                      • shosh
                        Banned
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 4673
                        #36
                        Re: shit was so cash




                        Hey Murderers,
                        My name is Horatio, and I hate every single one of you. All of you have something to hide, so you spend every second of your day looking at stupid ass pictures of the next person you're going to kill. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever not gotten caught? I mean, I guess it's fun killing people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of crime scenes on Ogrish.
                        Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best crime. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the CSI team, and I solve a new case every day. What cases do you solve, other than "jacking off to dead people"? I also get to be on TV, and have banging hot sunglasses (I just put them on; Shit was SO YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
                        Pic Related: It's me and my sunglasses

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                          • shosh
                            Banned
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 4673
                            #37
                            Re: shit was so cash




                            Hey Drongos,
                            My name’s Bazza, and every single one of yous pisses me off. All of you are tubby, no-life yobbos who spend your whole time looking at dag old pictures. You are everything naff in the world. Have you bunch of jokers ever got any phanny? I mean, it must be a razz laughing at ockers because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is worse than whackin ya stiffy to pictures on facebook.
                            Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm a bloody good bloke. I was captain of the aussie rules team, and a fuckin dazzler of a cricket player. What games do you wowsers play , other than "getting shonky to cartoons of slit eyes "? I‘m also doing ace in my HSC , and have a banging hot Shiela (She just blew on me knob like a didgeridoo; Shit was SO esh). You are all spongers who should just rack off. Thanks for listening.
                            Pic Related: It's me and my Shiela

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                              • Dhar_2
                                meat and potatoes
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 18980
                                #38
                                Re: shit was so cash

                                shosh you need to get out more!!!

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                                  • i!!ustrious
                                    I got some N64 Games Yo!!
                                    • Mar 2008
                                    • 12312
                                    #39
                                    Re: shit was so cash

                                    shosh caught chuck norris maphaxfapping his epeen then dealt him all jokers in a no limit holdem' tourney. s ftw !1one1 .. the dhar cocksmacked vin diesel ?

                                    wtfbarbecue!
                                    (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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                                      • Dhar_2
                                        meat and potatoes
                                        • Jun 2004
                                        • 18980
                                        #40
                                        Re: shit was so cash


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                                          • TheMightyGreg
                                            Editor Shmeditor
                                            • Nov 2006
                                            • 1362
                                            #41
                                            Re: shit was so cash

                                            Fucking great stuff mate...keep 'em coming!
                                            Catch my bi-monthly show on UB Radio

                                            http://www.ubradio.net/djs/greg-sawyer-99?sort=7

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                                              • threehills
                                                I heart Lollergirl
                                                • Jun 2005
                                                • 3644
                                                #42
                                                Re: shit was so cash

                                                Are you actually writing these yourself Shosh?
                                                It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.

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                                                  • shosh
                                                    Banned
                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                    • 4673
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: shit was so cash

                                                    Originally posted by w0e & cri5is
                                                    shosh caught chuck norris maphaxfapping his epeen then dealt him all jokers in a no limit holdem' tourney. s ftw !1one1 .. the dhar cocksmacked vin diesel ?

                                                    wtfbarbecue!


                                                    Originally posted by threehills
                                                    Are you actually writing these yourself Shosh?
                                                    haha no, i wont take credit for them

                                                    Originally posted by Dhar_2
                                                    shosh i need to take you out sometime!!!
                                                    oh hell no

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                                                      • shosh
                                                        Banned
                                                        • Jun 2004
                                                        • 4673
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: shit was so cash



                                                        Greetings my sons,

                                                        My name is Jesus, and I love every single one of you. All of you are beautiful, intelligent people who spend every second of their day looked upon by the Father above. You are everything righteous in the world. Honestly, have any of you even committed a sin? I mean, I guess it's virtuous making war on people because of their heresy, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even better than going door-to-door to tell others the Good News.

                                                        Don't be a stranger. Just come unto me with your arms open. I'm pretty much perfect. I have a multitude of followers, and am the son of God. What books do you read, other than "The Bible"? I also got resurrected, and have a banging hot virgin mother (She just praised me; Shit was SO humble). You are all Christ-warriors who should just spread the Good Word. Thanks for listening.

                                                        Pic Related: It's me and my lamb

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                                                          • shosh
                                                            Banned
                                                            • Jun 2004
                                                            • 4673
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: shit was so cash

                                                            Originally posted by shosh

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