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  • chemicalbeavis
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Jun 2004
    • 3608
    #1

    One for the geezers

    You,re in Fabric, it's 3am, the place is rammed and kicking but shit! you need a piss! Don't want to wriggle to the bog & lose your prime spot on the dancefloor?

    Gentlemen... i give you the solution....


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    Last edited by chemicalbeavis; January 25, 2009, 07:20:22 AM.
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    • Corven
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Jun 2004
      • 4080
      #2
      Re: One for the geezers

      lol .. i wonder how many people actually have this
      I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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        • coliver1980
          Platinum Poster
          • Aug 2008
          • 1864
          #3
          Re: One for the geezers

          LOL!! They think of anything these days. Well, if you need to go, you need to go.

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            • poults
              Platinum Poster
              • Nov 2006
              • 1989
              #4
              Re: One for the geezers

              It would feel pretty strange taking a leak while you were dancing about though lol.
              Originally posted by Hoff

              ejejejejejejejejeje!!!!! you always delivering some good dogs shits !!! thankyou

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                • AntonyM
                  DUDERZ get a life!!!
                  • Oct 2004
                  • 6412
                  #5
                  Re: One for the geezers

                  Why not just buy an adult diaper, 5oz is barely half a beer, plus that shite will be sloshing around while your dancing, just get all over your pants.
                  Originally posted by Shpira
                  So came back last night...
                  Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                  All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                  Originally posted by Illuminate
                  Let me get this straight.

                  So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                  1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                  2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                  3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                  4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                  Am I close here?

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                    • Corven
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 4080
                      #6
                      Re: One for the geezers

                      imagine someone being pushed into you and spilling the bag of piss
                      I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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                        • Aleks_B
                          Gold Gabber
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 759
                          #7
                          Re: One for the geezers

                          haha, im glad i'm not drinking anymore. Less time wasted taking leaks!
                          aleks_b - re_azure | my_space

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                            • Dhar_2
                              meat and potatoes
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 18980
                              #8
                              Re: One for the geezers

                              ^ just the disco biscuits!

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                                • Aleks_B
                                  Gold Gabber
                                  • Nov 2006
                                  • 759
                                  #9
                                  Re: One for the geezers

                                  aleks_b - re_azure | my_space

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