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  • TheMightyGreg
    Editor Shmeditor
    • Nov 2006
    • 1362
    #121
    Re: Online Dating

    The only thing I'd be worried about with a fat chick is burying my face in it. Clammy...
    Catch my bi-monthly show on UB Radio

    http://www.ubradio.net/djs/greg-sawyer-99?sort=7

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      • floridaorange
        I'm merely a humble butler
        • Dec 2005
        • 29125
        #122
        Re: Online Dating

        hold on...fat as in ... fat - fat

        like smegma fat



        define fat haziel, lol

        It was fun while it lasted...

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          • res0nat0r
            Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
            • May 2006
            • 14477
            #123
            Re: Online Dating

            like orca fat

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              • Haziel
                Likes a finger upthere
                • Jan 2007
                • 3194
                #124
                Re: Online Dating

                Originally posted by floridaorange
                hold on...fat as in ... fat - fat

                like smegma fat



                define fat haziel, lol
                i know where you want to get at.....


                THIS THREAD HAS OFICIALLY TURNED INTO A FAT CHICK THREAD THANKS TO FLORIDAORANGE

                Mad rep points for it

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                  • Haziel
                    Likes a finger upthere
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 3194
                    #125
                    Re: Online Dating

                    here are 2

                    she was sooo fat her blood type was.... Ragu

                    she was sooo fat that when she wore a malcom X t-shirt helicopters wanted to land on top of her.


                    NSFW VIDEO

                    she almost looked like her

                    Removed Video | Youporn
                    http://www.youporn.com/watch/50567/mature-big-tits-suck/

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                      • chanty
                        John, John, where art thou!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 4623
                        #126
                        Re: Online Dating

                        This thread has a life of its own!
                        I'm not sure what to say so I'll copy Mariner.....
                        Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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                          • feather
                            Shanghai ooompa loompa
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 20916
                            #127
                            Re: Online Dating

                            Originally posted by Haziel
                            here are 2

                            she was sooo fat her blood type was.... Ragu

                            she was sooo fat that when she wore a malcom X t-shirt helicopters wanted to land on top of her.


                            NSFW VIDEO

                            she almost looked like her

                            http://www.youporn.com/watch/50567/m...big-tits-suck/
                            The link says mature-big-tits-suck

                            i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                            Originally posted by Hoff
                            a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                            Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                            Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                            I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                              • floridaorange
                                I'm merely a humble butler
                                • Dec 2005
                                • 29125
                                #128
                                Re: Online Dating

                                Originally posted by Haziel
                                Mad rep points for it
                                lol!!

                                It was fun while it lasted...

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                                  • Haziel
                                    Likes a finger upthere
                                    • Jan 2007
                                    • 3194
                                    #129
                                    Re: Online Dating

                                    Originally posted by feather
                                    The link says mature-big-tits-suck
                                    those are my type of girls, mature an fat , I miss the smell of burned skin as they are walking fast next to me I want one so much right now

                                    * rubs crotch *

                                    Specially if they are not mexicans at least they wouldn't have a mustache like the girls over here, I'm so tired of mustaches specially the ones that have Guacamole left over on them.

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                                      • i!!ustrious
                                        I got some N64 Games Yo!!
                                        • Mar 2008
                                        • 12312
                                        #130
                                        Re: Online Dating

                                        ^ no.
                                        (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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                                          • Haziel
                                            Likes a finger upthere
                                            • Jan 2007
                                            • 3194
                                            #131
                                            Re: Online Dating

                                            Originally posted by lucky charms
                                            Ano.
                                            fixed

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                                              • i!!ustrious
                                                I got some N64 Games Yo!!
                                                • Mar 2008
                                                • 12312
                                                #132
                                                Re: Online Dating

                                                Originally posted by Haziel
                                                i failed
                                                (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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                                                  • floridaorange
                                                    I'm merely a humble butler
                                                    • Dec 2005
                                                    • 29125
                                                    #133
                                                    Re: Online Dating

                                                    ^ FYI I added to my post asking you a question about skiing... lucky you underwaterbasketweaving ahole.

                                                    It was fun while it lasted...

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                                                      • Haziel
                                                        Likes a finger upthere
                                                        • Jan 2007
                                                        • 3194
                                                        #134
                                                        Re: Online Dating

                                                        Originally posted by lucky charms
                                                        Im mexican

                                                        Ok got it sorry bro

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                                                          • i!!ustrious
                                                            I got some N64 Games Yo!!
                                                            • Mar 2008
                                                            • 12312
                                                            #135
                                                            Re: Online Dating

                                                            lol slightly funny but nope.
                                                            (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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